Cortana (
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thelegion2017-11-15 09:15 pm
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[locked to Legionnaires] Meta-plot (heh)
[ooc: This is the kickoff for the Meta's escape player plot, so it's backdated to fall in the lull before the current plots. Participation in the recapture/rescue log is limited to people already signed up, but anyone can respond to this post.]
We've got a problem.
[It's Cortana's voice, but the video doesn't feature her. It's security camera footage. Some of the team will recognize it as Takron Galtos. Everyone will recognize it as not how things are supposed to be in any well-run facility, penal or otherwise, smoking holes in walls being against building codes generally.
The recording freezes and highlights a figure caught mid-stride in a dead run through the chaos. After a moment, the other objects, then the background, then the smoke obscuring the figure disappear from the frame (courtesy of the UNSC's finest data analysis software--you're welcome) leaving only the escapee.
The Meta.
Should Cortana have that footage? Probably not. Still, the Legion has a compelling interest in making sure the nastiest people in the galaxy stay locked up, and the Meta is kinda personal for quite a few of the team.]
Something interesting, though.
[Because super-powered jailbreaks aren't interesting to Cortana, apparently.
Back to the video, frozen again on a frame that doesn't look noteworthy, but it runs through a series of graphical transformations that emphasize what seems to be noise until overlaid on a grid, which Cortana then thoughtfully translates into human-readable format for the non-AIs in the audience: four rows by ten columns of numbers, all falling between 0 and 300.]
This sequence recurs throughout the recording at intervals corresponding to the first hundred prime numbers. It's the complete scoring record for the AI bowling league right up until we disbanded. Odds against a random occurrence are so high I'd expect to see the heat death of the universe first.
North, get your ass in gear.
We've got a problem.
[It's Cortana's voice, but the video doesn't feature her. It's security camera footage. Some of the team will recognize it as Takron Galtos. Everyone will recognize it as not how things are supposed to be in any well-run facility, penal or otherwise, smoking holes in walls being against building codes generally.
The recording freezes and highlights a figure caught mid-stride in a dead run through the chaos. After a moment, the other objects, then the background, then the smoke obscuring the figure disappear from the frame (courtesy of the UNSC's finest data analysis software--you're welcome) leaving only the escapee.
The Meta.
Should Cortana have that footage? Probably not. Still, the Legion has a compelling interest in making sure the nastiest people in the galaxy stay locked up, and the Meta is kinda personal for quite a few of the team.]
Something interesting, though.
[Because super-powered jailbreaks aren't interesting to Cortana, apparently.
Back to the video, frozen again on a frame that doesn't look noteworthy, but it runs through a series of graphical transformations that emphasize what seems to be noise until overlaid on a grid, which Cortana then thoughtfully translates into human-readable format for the non-AIs in the audience: four rows by ten columns of numbers, all falling between 0 and 300.]
This sequence recurs throughout the recording at intervals corresponding to the first hundred prime numbers. It's the complete scoring record for the AI bowling league right up until we disbanded. Odds against a random occurrence are so high I'd expect to see the heat death of the universe first.
North, get your ass in gear.
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So yes, he could, but it'd be like putting a band-aid on a knife wound.
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No, I mean, Chief and I were the ones facing the Fatal Five. [That was nearly a year ago. It feels like it's been forever and simultaneously no time at all.] Armor lock as a feature is built into Freelancer armor - it was meant to be a failsafe to lock down rogue agents or stop training exercises that had gotten out of control. [Not that it was ever used for either of those purposes.] It can be shut down with the correct override phrase, but if we can design an external device that can circumvent that, then we might be able to stop this fight before it starts.
The Meta is easier to surprise than you'd think. [Which is one of the reasons Wash is still alive after facing him half a dozen times.]
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[One day they'll have a conversation where no one misspeaks or gets misunderstood. Maybe then they'll actually get along for about five minutes.]
Seems like it would be the first thing I removed when it was issued to me. You still have that? [Just checking. For reasons.]
I'm beginning to have doubts as to the mental capabilities of these AIs of yours.
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[If America looks closely, she might be able to see the disdain radiating from that helmet tilt. FFS, America.]
It's not a fucking on/off switch - it's hard-coded. I'd have to strip everything and start from the ground, and I haven't exactly had the time or wherewithal to do that recently, what with Cthulu trying to eat the multiverse and sending its flunkies to get the party started ahead of schedule.
The Meta isn't just one AI - it's an amalgamate in a human shell. A lot of processing power, but too many voices to make the best use of it.
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[Don't get snippy at her because of your poor time management.]
Sounds like a waste of resources. Why does it bother?
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[Look, America, she doesn't like the guy, but he's competent, and she doesn't see you swapping out to Legion tech, either.]
As for the Meta, it's better to think of them as a severely dissociated monomaniac than a rational group. It's possible to fragment an AI humanely and painlessly, but that's not what Freelancer did.
[She's gonna punch Sigma so hard he bleeds ones and zeros, but he's not as liable for his behavior as someone sane would be.]
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[They'd have to agree to disagree on Wash's competence. Besides, she's already got all the tech she needs. And the Legion techs won't help her make her gun more lethal. Fortunately, they improved the non-lethal stun blasts when she first came in, which took a lot of talk and work.]
From what I've heard from you and some of the others, Theta and Delta are about the only competent things Freelancer did with their tech.
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[She doesn't really care if other people have power armor. It's just that Mjolnir itself isn't feasible for anyone who isn't trained from childhood for it.]
Freelancer's a failed experiment. We had a lot of those during the war.
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Besides. I represent Street Division on the Council of Five.
[She can't do that if she's allowed herself to get dull by relying on a supersuit that no one else gets to have.]
I have a hard time imagining a war that lasts as long as your Covenant War did. Ours are usually done in a matter of weeks. Sometimes days.
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[Can't fault him for following her exact logic.]
[...well, that's probably not going to stop her from trying, because America is America, but still.]
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[And not enough teenagers to adopt.]
I see you more trying to make a deal with the Trapper, then pull people here to live in some sort of superhero Valhalla where everything has fewer shades of grey than your dealings on Chorus and the like.
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...that has literally nothing to do with the conversation we're having right now.
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You're not going home. Not for any real length of time.
There's no reason not to upgrade if you're going to be staying here.
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[When Cortana is being the adult, You Fucked Up.]