Voice

[goddamngrenades]

[ Roughly fifteen, twenty minutes after Amercia's very helpful Anti-Sugar PSA (the more you know and all that Jazz) a random joke has become a thing. Out of...if not spite, but a desire for mischief. ]

Who's up for a bake-off? It's a mini competition where you, well, bake your best pie or cake or cookies or pastry or whatever you like, as long as baking is involved somehow, and submit them to categories of some kind to be judged and awarded prizes. Bragging rights are mostly what you get out of it, but- I figure we can have a little scientific application here. The Categories will be Baked with Artificial Sweeteners, Baked with Natural sugars- apples, cherries, letting fruit do the work and stuff- and Baked with good old fashioned sugar.

And a bonus category for baking while baked something that'll get you baked, if you get my meaning. Apparently it's entirely legal in some sectors in the vegan space future- or at least variations on the same. Who knew? Let's double dip in vices.

Totally not connected to the whole 'sugar is evil' thing, nope, not even a little. This is some good, clean, spite free fun. Honest. Is this the voice of a man that would lie to you?

Bring on your baked goods and, uh- I'm gonna need some volunteers to help as judges. Actual Judge experience not required.

Comments

[smarterthandad]

I honestly don't know what everyone else in other universes does with their time. Crosswords? Video games?

[ordinarily]

Definitely video games.

[goddamngrenades]

Smart AI experimentation and an alien invasion that's been going for a decade or so. But other than that, yeah. Video games.

[ordinarily]

... How come everyone else gets to have aliens in their universe, and I'm just stuck with annoying ghosts in the basement?

[goddamngrenades]

Kid, I'd take ghosts in the basement over a war that's defined two generations. Wanna trade?

[ordinarily]

You say that now.

Give it a week.

[goddamngrenades]

Ghosts over alien invasion. I'll take it.