thelegion | World's Okayest Dad

[Tucker looked...well, it was hard to tell because his helmet's on, but there was something annoyed in his movements. Behind him was a room that seemed mostly barren and militaristic aside from the tossed about mess, a room that might seem familiar to his Chorus friends really, and the camera shook a little as he plucked something off a wall. It was turned over in his hand before he pointed it at the camera. A photograph, one with five human kids holding basketballs, and one that's...a little different.]

Since someone brought it up and now we're talking about it, yeah, I've got a kid. His name is Junior and he's amazing and I'm super freakin' proud of him. He can kick anyone's ass in basketball, is a freaking diplomat and on a scholarship, he knows at least ten different words for "dick", and he hasn't bitten a person in at least three months. He got a ribbon at school for that one.

[He pulled the picture back and put it on the wall again; there was one in his wallet, too. He was, in some few and far between ways, like every other dad out there, just with better jokes.]

He's the best goddamn thing about being a Chosen One. [There was a momentary pause, because--]...Okay, so maybe he's tied with the sword.

Don't ask specifics. Just know that childbirth sucks, I don't want to talk about that, but I'll tell you how damn amazing my son is if you want to listen. And I know I'm not the only one with weird families, so come on and spill it.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[He laughs, the kind of laugh that startles out unintentionally, short and sharp. For what it's worth, Tucker makes 'talking about your teammate's alien baby' as easy as it's probably going to get. There are some growing-up narratives that are kind of universal.]

No kidding. I guess that'll be good in the diplomacy field, anyway. That and self-control. I hear that biting stalls negotiations.

[Good! Because Junior deserved to feel normal, too, because he ...well, he wasn't exactly because he was as much human as he was alien, but he was normal to Tucker, dammit. And that's all that mattered.]

Dude, seriously, everything stalls negotiations: biting, stealing booze, waving swords around, hitting on all the diplomats. They are so uptight!

[Most of those weren't offenses Junior had committed, for the record.]

World's Okayest Dad | Video

video;

video;