[Somebody has a little red notebook open and a pencil in hand.]

First question: would you categorize yourself as a spirit with a reputation for giving away candy, a tulpa artificially created by belief, or a figment of people's imagination given life by world physics that allow beings to exist in the mindscape, currently personified in a flesh and blood body by the Time Trapper?

Second question: bunnies and Jesus having the same holiday, what's that about?

Third question: eggs and candy? What's the root cause of their association?

[A pause, and he looks up from his notebook.]

Don't worry, this isn't an interrogation, I'm just trying to categorize you for science.

[Another pause, as he realizes maybe this is a little awkward. He tries to defend himself.]

I'm writing it all down. That's what makes it science.