[He snorts with disbelief.]

What were you expecting, an angora?

[Why, even? He's plenty fluffy. Any more fluff and it'd just be a hassle to keep clean.]

I cover the whole planet once a year. I haven't been a tourist anywhere on Earth in centuries. Exactly what are people saying about me that makes you think I'd cause trouble?

[Did some of the tales of his misspent youth make it this far into the future? Those were supposed to be laid to rest. Maybe Anansi's still alive in this time for him to have words with.]