[AUDIO]

[kingtyrantranger]

[Well. Audio + a picture.

Jason sounds entirely too pleased with himself after uploading that shot.]

Look at what I found! They're pretty cheap, considering.

I'm probably gonna get them. They do custom orders, too! If you want, I can drop a few orders for you guys while I'm here.

Comments

[goddamngrenades]

Oh my god.

[ He needs a moment. He needs, like, TWENTY. ]

Those are- those are something else buddy.

[video]

[prettycoolguy]

[ The Chief just posts six seconds of him looking at the screen in perfect silence. ]

[video]

[isthisapidge]

Jason...I'm a computer programmer and even I know that's a fashion no-no.

Voice

[araignee_du_soir]

You are not wearing those to lessons.

[If Widowmaker could muster up the emotion to be offended by the very existence of those boots, she would.]

[bachido]

I've never seen anything like those!

[And his fashion knowledge is a little too limited for him to draw any real judgments, oops. They're red though! Red is a nice color!]

I like the color. Are they comfortable?

[nofortunateson]

Well. I guess making the bad guys underestimate you is one kind of strategy . . .

[kickpushbaby]

Dude.

[ghost_bait]

...That....


That's very nice.

[Thank god this is text and Jason cannot see the look of horror on Miku's face. Americans.]