[ During Time Ripples ]

[hallaifyouherd]

[ Someone's been noticing a pattern. Maybe not necessarily connected to the age fluctuations, but one never knows. Instead, she wrinkles her nose slightly. ]

Is it just me, or have people here become a good deal more...amorous, lately?

It's something in the water, isn't it.

Comments

[whyarewehere]

...Do you want my saturday night monitor duty shift?

[hallaifyouherd]

What does it involve?

[whyarewehere]

Sit in a chair. Direct distress calls to the right people. Try not to fall asleep because you're so bored.

[ Basically the worst job. ]

[hallaifyouherd]

So a bit like taking a shift on watch while camping.

Shouldn't be too hard. I don't sleep as much anymore as it is.

[whyarewehere]

[ ...Well holy shit. ]

...You're not joking?

[ Wait, never mind, he doesn't even care. He is so excited. ]

Cause if you are? Too late. A deal's a deal.

[hallaifyouherd]

No, I'm not joking. It'll be nice to have something to do.

[whyarewehere]

Cool. I'll uh... keep you posted on things to do.

[ He is gonna go make saturday night plans and oh man what if this keeps working? Amazing. ]

[hallaifyouherd]

You weren't expecting it to work, were you?

Have you honestly never switched duties with someone, or asked if you could?

Voice

[hallaifyouherd]

I thought you approved of leather.

Voice

[araignee_du_soir]

I do, but there is a time and place for everything. What I am thinking requires attire along the lines of evening gowns or cocktail dresses.

Ah... I am certain you will find something suitably elegant yet with your own personal flare to it.

[whyarewehere]

No!

Wait, is this some kind of fantasyland thing where you don't understand the concept of saturdays or something?

[hallaifyouherd]

That depends. Are you going to condescendingly explain it to me if I say yes?

[whyarewehere]

Well I don't have to be condescending, but it's easier.

[ Okay, he may be playing around a bit. ]

[hallaifyouherd]

[ Luckily she can tell. ]

Well, go on then.

[touchmydragon]

Stealthy, highly skilled, precise....you know...?

[hallaifyouherd]

So, you're a rogue. Or an assassin.

[touchmydragon]

Rogue, sort of. Assassin, no way. I don't kill people just because someone orders me to. That's a bit evil.

[hallaifyouherd]

Not a fan of soldiers, I take it.

[voice]

[lovernotafighter]

Yeah, but come on, you like it, right? I know what chicks dig.

[No. No, you don't.]

[voice]

[hallaifyouherd]

What am I supposed to like about it?

[touchmydragon]

I've got nothing against soldiers. There's just a difference between killing an enemy that's shooting back at you and someone who is unsuspecting.

[hallaifyouherd]

[ Gods, but she feels old just listening to him. So idealistic. ]

...I hope you never have cause to believe otherwise.

[voice]

[lovernotafighter]

Better question is: What's not to like about it?

[voice]

[hallaifyouherd]

It seems a bit self-congratulatory.

Anyone with that much affection for themselves surely doesn't need anyone else's.

[voice]

[lovernotafighter]

I don't need it, but I sure do love it.

Besides, ladies dig confident guys.