[During Time Ripples and before Mind Slayer]

[touchmydragon]

Being a hero is cool and all but you know what's even better?

[For most, Genji is probably entirely unrecognizable except to a few. Even then, with dyed green hair, he still is....different. Combined with the clash of personality, it's even worse.]

Good looks! Mine aside, a lot of you certainly have enough to turn some eyes. Yeah, I mean my own too.

[Sense of responsibility? Completely gone. Fun and games is all this 'adult' cares about. Being a spoiled rich boy has given him massive personality flaws.]

We'll start a virtual line for dates right here. My schedule is free and you're more than welcome to come at the same time. So who wants to be first?

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[mirror_soldier]

[Thad can't be seen on camera, but he's listening, and a muffled snort of a laugh can be heard over the quiet sound of tinkering off camera.]

Wow.

[Is this guy even for real?]

[touchmydragon]

Wow is right. Being bold and brave wins the day.

[mirror_soldier]

Oh, I'm sure it does.

[Grife, he's actually cheesier than Superboy. That sounded like something out of one of Bart's fighting games. Did people actually find that charming?]

I don't know about it winning dates, but I'm certain that it wins something of the day.

[touchmydragon]

What, you're going to say 'loser of the day' or something? All I have to say is don't knock it until you try it.

[mirror_soldier]

[Okay, that actually gets a small but genuine laugh out of him.]

I assume you've heard that one before, then?

[touchmydragon]

I try to keep up on the latest fads. Even insults fads. But if you've got something original, I'd love to hear it.

[mirror_soldier]

Admittedly, I'm actually somewhat new to making up insults.

[At least when it came to ones not aimed specifically at the Flash Family.]

But if I do figure out any particularly good ones, I'll let you be the first to hear them. Help you keep up with possible upcoming insult fads.

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[snoutback]

So what does a virtual date involve?

Genuinely curious.

[ —signed, a bored high schooler. ]

[touchmydragon]

What would you want it to involve?
These days, you can do just about anything.

[snoutback]

Yeah nah, more interested in hearing what you had in mind, mate.

[touchmydragon]

I'm not your mate, pal. But if you wanted to know, I'd make use of this great online feature just to set up a meeting somewhere else. Some place with good food or great entertainment.

[snoutback]

Aw. It's a colloquialism, mate. Not an insult. (^(oo)^)

[Well. At least not in this particular instance.]

Nice dye job, by the way.

[touchmydragon]

Didn't say it was.

But thanks. It was a professional job. Pretty expensive.

[vata]

What exactly are we supposed to do if we're interested?

[Cheek in her hand, she looks more like someone idly surfing the web instead of having a conversation— even behind all the painted, neon green skeletal patterning.]

[touchmydragon]

Just let me know and I'll plan a custom date. It's a pretty simple process.

[vata]

Cool.

[A little beat for emphasis— for letting the idea sink in— and then she adds, pointedly:]

This is me doing the opposite of that.


[Sorry Genji, she's got a cruel sense of humor even at this age.]

[touchmydragon]

[He's not a mad boy about his life yet. Instead, he's just laughing.]

That's a good one. You'd be missing out on a lot but that's your choice, not mine.

[vata]

Like what?

This place is boring. Putting your face in front of it won't make it any less boring. [She's hacked local systems, painted walls, stared out at the stars and sat around on beaches: as far as Sombra's concerned, Legion World might be huge, but it's still cripplingly confined.]

...unless you know something that I don't.

[touchmydragon]

I know a lot about the heart, which is an uncharted land for many people.

[wallsofjericho]

[ This is adorable, Joey thinks. It's like watching someone set up a kissing booth. He sets the omnicom down so he can sign. ]

Think of how many dates you'd get if you took the offer public.

[touchmydragon]

I'm always more than welcome to the public. It's not something special, you know.

[wallsofjericho]

[ He smiles before pointing out the obvious, in hopes it will land more softly. ]

The public don't get access to Legion World, or the posts we make with the omnicom. It's an intranet.

[touchmydragon]

Crap.

I'll just have to fix that, won't I? It's a bit easier in Japan.

[wallsofjericho]

I go on a bunch of real network sites to meet more people. I like...

[ Joey's hands are a blur as he starts spelling out the addresses of a few different online places. He stops half through the third one though. ]

Links are probably easier.

[ Attached are some links to things along the line of SpaceBook and the future version of Reddit, and wherever they host the IC anon meme. ]

[touchmydragon]

Am I supposed to call you a best friend forever?

[Because this was some good info. Really.]