[During Time Ripples and before Mind Slayer]

[touchmydragon]

Being a hero is cool and all but you know what's even better?

[For most, Genji is probably entirely unrecognizable except to a few. Even then, with dyed green hair, he still is....different. Combined with the clash of personality, it's even worse.]

Good looks! Mine aside, a lot of you certainly have enough to turn some eyes. Yeah, I mean my own too.

[Sense of responsibility? Completely gone. Fun and games is all this 'adult' cares about. Being a spoiled rich boy has given him massive personality flaws.]

We'll start a virtual line for dates right here. My schedule is free and you're more than welcome to come at the same time. So who wants to be first?

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[mirror_soldier]

[Thad can't be seen on camera, but he's listening, and a muffled snort of a laugh can be heard over the quiet sound of tinkering off camera.]

Wow.

[Is this guy even for real?]

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[snoutback]

So what does a virtual date involve?

Genuinely curious.

[ —signed, a bored high schooler. ]

[touchmydragon]

Wow is right. Being bold and brave wins the day.

[touchmydragon]

What would you want it to involve?
These days, you can do just about anything.

[snoutback]

Yeah nah, more interested in hearing what you had in mind, mate.

[mirror_soldier]

Oh, I'm sure it does.

[Grife, he's actually cheesier than Superboy. That sounded like something out of one of Bart's fighting games. Did people actually find that charming?]

I don't know about it winning dates, but I'm certain that it wins something of the day.

[touchmydragon]

What, you're going to say 'loser of the day' or something? All I have to say is don't knock it until you try it.

[touchmydragon]

I'm not your mate, pal. But if you wanted to know, I'd make use of this great online feature just to set up a meeting somewhere else. Some place with good food or great entertainment.

[snoutback]

Aw. It's a colloquialism, mate. Not an insult. (^(oo)^)

[Well. At least not in this particular instance.]

Nice dye job, by the way.

[touchmydragon]

Didn't say it was.

But thanks. It was a professional job. Pretty expensive.

[snoutback]

Yeah? Must be nice getting to splurge on just your hair.
No sarcasm.

We only have one barber back home.
Don't think he does green.

[touchmydragon]

Of course it's nice. When you've got cash, you might as well spend it.

[Daddy's cash, that is.]

[snoutback]

How much cash we talking?

[touchmydragon]

Maybe 22k yen? I don't keep track of that kind of thing.

[vata]

What exactly are we supposed to do if we're interested?

[Cheek in her hand, she looks more like someone idly surfing the web instead of having a conversation— even behind all the painted, neon green skeletal patterning.]

[snoutback]

No idea what that is in AUD, haha.

Japan though, huh? We're hemisphere buddies.

[touchmydragon]

Just let me know and I'll plan a custom date. It's a pretty simple process.

[touchmydragon]

Australia, huh? I mean, you said AUD. I'd like to go Down Under some day.

[vata]

Cool.

[A little beat for emphasis— for letting the idea sink in— and then she adds, pointedly:]

This is me doing the opposite of that.


[Sorry Genji, she's got a cruel sense of humor even at this age.]

[touchmydragon]

[He's not a mad boy about his life yet. Instead, he's just laughing.]

That's a good one. You'd be missing out on a lot but that's your choice, not mine.

[vata]

Like what?

This place is boring. Putting your face in front of it won't make it any less boring. [She's hacked local systems, painted walls, stared out at the stars and sat around on beaches: as far as Sombra's concerned, Legion World might be huge, but it's still cripplingly confined.]

...unless you know something that I don't.

[mirror_soldier]

[Okay, that actually gets a small but genuine laugh out of him.]

I assume you've heard that one before, then?

[snoutback]

Lol. I see.

[That is some Very Deliberate caps lock.]

Well, I could tell you more about it if you're interested.
As in like the actual place.

[touchmydragon]

I know a lot about the heart, which is an uncharted land for many people.

[touchmydragon]

I try to keep up on the latest fads. Even insults fads. But if you've got something original, I'd love to hear it.