Man, it's easily hit the top ten weirdest things that've ever happened to me, but it wasn't like it hurt or anything. I just looked like a ball of mushrooms for a while.

Besides, it wasn't like I was locked up alone. The med techs were there to chat and bring me stuff to do. I can probably recite the Legion charter by heart now.

[He was bored enough to be practicing the Interlac alphabet on the food labels. It was pretty bad.]