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Dexter Grif ([personal profile] whyarewehere) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2017-06-03 09:33 pm

[video][mingle post] Show Me Your Moves: Redux

[ Grif is in one of Legion World's lounges. There's a space future pool table behind him, set up for a game. ]

Hey Legion, how's it going?

[ Wait. No. He holds up a hand. ]

Rhetorical question, don't answer that, it's not what I'm here for. What I'm here to talk to you about today is superpowers.

[ He's found his stride, and taken an almost public-service-announcement tone. ]

Do you have strange new abilities since coming to space? Were you just extra cool before the rest of us and nothing changed? Cause I definitely want to know what you guys got in the Time Trapper lottery and please make it look as awesome as possible.

[ He grins a little. Superpowers are the best. ]

For those of you who are new, which is most of who I'm talking to here? I'm Grif. Doubletime if you want to go all codename on me but... Grif. Really. Sometimes I look like this:

[ He scoops a space-age looking helmet painted bright orange off the floor, presumably, then drops it again with a thunk. It's armor, he's not gonna break it, right? ]

And me? I got this.

[ Grif disappears in an orange blur and suddenly, the pool table clears itself in a flurry of indistinct motion. He comes back down from super speed and casually leans the cue against it. If anyone bothers to slow that down, it was an absolutely disgraceful display and he cheated at least six times. Grif is super smug. ]

So yeah. I kind of got the best power already? Sorry.

[ Oh right, there was something else he wanted. ]

And everybody else? Uh. Anything new that's cool? ...Or just tell me how the last mission went for you. I got to go into the past and wrestle Batman and stuff. He's kind of a dick, honestly.

((( This is a free for all mingle post! Grif will reply to everyone who responds, but this also an invitation to threadjack. If you want to have a character jump into a thread somewhere with anyone else you are absolutely welcome and, in fact, encouraged. This is set after Gods Among Us / To Have And To Hold / The Other Mother and before Time Ripples, so it is slightly backdated to give characters a chance to meet the regular versions of each other before the nonsense begins.
If there's anything I can do to improve your dumb Grif-assisted minglepost experience, feel free to ping me at [plurk.com profile] zitasaurusrex.)))
thedreamisdead: (Beeny Smirkysmirk)

[personal profile] thedreamisdead 2017-06-04 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You must be Cortana's favorite.
lovernotafighter: (Default)

[personal profile] lovernotafighter 2017-06-04 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I've everyone's favorite.
thedreamisdead: (Beeny Smirkysmirk)

[personal profile] thedreamisdead 2017-06-04 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
No doubt.
steelandtemper: (26)

[personal profile] steelandtemper 2017-06-04 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I am beginning to seriously question the Time Trapper's selection criteria.
thedreamisdead: (Beeny Smiling)

[personal profile] thedreamisdead 2017-06-04 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Look on the bright side. He's brightly colored enough to draw fire.
steelandtemper: (25)

[personal profile] steelandtemper 2017-06-04 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't want him dead, I just want him elsewhere.

[He's sort of technically UNSC if she squints and she only tries to get UNSC personnel killed when they're a threat to the Chief.]
thedreamisdead: (Beeny Smirkysmirk)

[personal profile] thedreamisdead 2017-06-04 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
He's toyetic. We can throw him to the children's outreach programs.

...Possibly after some attitude adjustments.
steelandtemper: (03)

[personal profile] steelandtemper 2017-06-04 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I had no idea you hated children so much.
thedreamisdead: (Beeny Smiling)

[personal profile] thedreamisdead 2017-06-04 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Where would Larry and Moe be without Curly?
unrecovered: (Well...)

[personal profile] unrecovered 2017-06-04 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
For what it's worth, he's competent.

...just not in the areas he thinks he is.
steelandtemper: (09)

[personal profile] steelandtemper 2017-06-04 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Sexual harassment is like a skill. I guess.