[Video | Filtered to Legionnaires Only] Technically, Parody Is Fair Use

[unrecovered]

[Wash looks a bit better than he did a week ago; turns out a successful mission and a plan for the future really do help.]

We've all seen the Legionnaire Legacies, and I'm pretty sure we're all tired of them. Well, Mirage is a genius, and she had an idea: we'll make fake ones. Use our Anywhere Machine to pull real footage, create fake footage to supplement it, write our own narratives, and broadcast them. It'll discredit the press, and it might keep them off our backs, because there's no reason to broadcast someone's past if it's already been done by someone else.

So. Who's in?

Comments

[whyarewehere]

I'm not the conquering kind. I'm just here to fix the forty hour work week!

[walkingballpit]

I'm pretty sure they went the French way and cut it down to 35.

[whyarewehere]

That's still way too many hours.

[walkingballpit]

How many do they work in your universe?

[whyarewehere]

Too many there, too.

[walkingballpit]

How many's just right, Goldilocks?

[whyarewehere]

Like... Three? And a half?

[ He has grown so much as a person. It's not zero! ]

[walkingballpit]

[ ... Seriously? ]

Your life must be such suffering.

Is that three relative or standard hours?

[whyarewehere]

Three what?

[walkingballpit]

Standard. Got it.

[ It's one of the those if you have to ask, you don't know things. ]

A relative hour depends on how fast you are. You're a speedster, do you fit more time in a hour.

[whyarewehere]

You've already thought about this way more than I am ever going to.

[walkingballpit]

I can't take the credit, bro. I've worked with speedster s before. They're always bitching.

[whyarewehere]

...Glad I live up to expectations?

[ At least he sounds amused. ]

[walkingballpit]

You're actually less annoying than Quicksilver. That's not saying all that much, but, grats Grif.

[whyarewehere]

[ Grif laughs. ]

Okay, I'll take it. Thanks.