[Video | Filtered to Legionnaires Only] Technically, Parody Is Fair Use

[unrecovered]

[Wash looks a bit better than he did a week ago; turns out a successful mission and a plan for the future really do help.]

We've all seen the Legionnaire Legacies, and I'm pretty sure we're all tired of them. Well, Mirage is a genius, and she had an idea: we'll make fake ones. Use our Anywhere Machine to pull real footage, create fake footage to supplement it, write our own narratives, and broadcast them. It'll discredit the press, and it might keep them off our backs, because there's no reason to broadcast someone's past if it's already been done by someone else.

So. Who's in?

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[saltsweet]

[ Welcome back, irked. ]

Sure, why not? I've got nothing to hide. I haven't had a press conference since I was a kid, but I mean how hard can it be?

[unrecovered]

...have you watched any of the Legionnaire Legacies that have been released?

[Because she's being really flippant about the entirety of her life being an open book to an unforgiving public.]

[saltsweet]

They're pretty standard TV exposé fare. Honestly, this kind of thing happens to celebrities all the time.

[ A pause. ] You do have celebrities in your universe, right? [ Her tone of voice makes it difficult to tell if her question is sincere or sardonic. ]