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[tenzero]

[It takes a moment for the camera to adjust, but no matter how hard it tries the figure on screen seems to be bouncing about, constantly taking themselves out of view and absolutely ruining any sort of focus.]

Hey, hey. So, this is pretty low tech, huh? Can anyone hear me? Hellooooooo?

[There's a slight muffled thunk as Tenno reaches forward to tap at the camera with one finger.]

Yeah, so about that hero thing, when does it start? Like, I'm all ready to go now yep, no time like the present to head out so uhhh where do we go to start kicking butt?

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[tenzero]

Exactly! That's what I was saying!

[+1 to this lady, she's got the right attitude!]

But like, how do we go start that?

[saltsweet]

I'm going to assume you've already been through all the swearing in stuff and taking the Oath. If you haven't, you'd better get on that before you try to go off on any missions. [ Videl waggles an admonishing finger at the screen in a most mothering fashion. ] There'll be a whole bunch of legal trouble if you go rogue and no one has time to deal with that.

[tenzero]

Rogue? Why would anyone want to go rogue, this is a pretty sweet setup here! Maybe needs a few more missions, but I'm really liking it so far.

[saltsweet]

You haven't dealt with many ethical dilemmas, have you?

[tenzero]

I uh.

Try not to think too much about them.

[Nailed it.]

[saltsweet]

[ One eyebrow goes up. ] Well, you're going to be thinking about them a lot here. We've got a pretty, uh, colorful team.

[tenzero]

And I'm assuming colorful doesn't mean everyone is rocking fancy colors?

[saltsweet]

[ He's got her there. ]

Well, actually, some of us are pretty colorful in the literal sense. [ Like Videl and her husband. ]

Others of us are colorful in the metaphorical sense. [ She pauses, realizing she apparently needs to clarify her metaphor. ] Let me put it this way: if you could color people based on their morality issues, some folks here would be rainbows.

[tenzero]

H...uh. I mean, I guess that's a possibility yeah. [Still hard to wrap his head around, though.] You'd think it'd be a little more, uh, grey?