Bringing Back a Classic

[unrecovered]

[He's been thinking about teaching this game to Legion World at large; he figures that other Freelancers will pick up on what he's going for and everyone will figure it out from there.]

Five weird things the press or fans have said to you. Go.

Comments

[turntex]

ok im not gonna bother with the cliched alt universe confusion since clearly shit is different where youre from
fyi houston is the capital of texas in probably every iteration of america but yours

[thedreamisdead]

[Ugh. Dave. You're never any fun when she actually wants to poke fun at you.]

Either way, you're not carrying enough guns, cowboy hats, or boots. You sure you're not just from Missouri? Could be a case of cactus envy.

[turntex]

yeah im a rebel like that
the cowboy cops have a warrant out for my arrest
since going without your ten gallon hat and boots is akin to nudity
im a deviant and a public menace

[thedreamisdead]

Won't someone think of the children?