Bringing Back a Classic

[unrecovered]

[He's been thinking about teaching this game to Legion World at large; he figures that other Freelancers will pick up on what he's going for and everyone will figure it out from there.]

Five weird things the press or fans have said to you. Go.

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[thedreamisdead]

What brought this on?

[unrecovered]

...I'm honestly not sure if you're asking a question or playing the game.

[superscholar]

... When I was in high school, I thought I got caught changing outfits. Turns out, I was. But apparently the takeaway for them was that they thought my underwear was cute.

[unrecovered]

[He's trying hard not to grin outright at that story, and he's not exactly succeeding.]

That's one.

[Implying that there should be four more coming.]

[crowskinovercoat]

Hm.

[She's leaning against the wall along the side of the observatory window, with all that space just sitting there practically next to her, her head turned so she can watch the screen without losing sight of the stars and the planet below. Seems cozy enough.]

You first.

[unrecovered]

Nah, that's not how the game works. You give me your five, and then you get to ask.

[goddamngrenades]

What happened to Old York, Is Delta a Leprechaun, Are you and Wash secretly married, How many nipples do you have, Was there an agent Brazil.

[unrecovered]

That's five, and I'm a little worried about that fourth one.

[short_changed]

Don't have a whole lot to go off of, but what about you with the same challenge?

[She's seen the anon-memes and Wash has been here longer, he must have heard some fun things.]

[unrecovered]

Come on, Connie. You know how this works.

[There's no way someone hasn't said something completely boneheaded to her by this point.]

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[wallsofjericho]

I'm sorry, but I haven't had any interaction with either.

[unrecovered]

So you're either brand new or a ninja.

[turntex]

what does troll junk look like
why do troll chicks have tits if theyre not mammals
etc
i am apparently the authority on troll shit now
also got asked if im ticklish and if its really illegal to go without a cowboy hat in texas

[thedreamisdead]

You're from Texas City? I wouldn't have guessed.

[walkingballpit]

Aren't the fan memes bad enough?

[isthisapidge]

I think everything I was asked at the convention panel counts as five. More than five.

[unrecovered]

So for those who missed LegionCon...

[He twirls his finger in a go on sort of method. Recap, Pidge.]

[prettycoolguy]

I don't read any of it.

[headinjuries]

I think I could get five just out of variations on Rich being my dad.

[whyarewehere]

That's true. People asked me some of them.

[walkingballpit]

You mean all brown haired humans aren't related? My mind is blown.

Does this mean Vance isn't your brother? No!

[sir_vancelot]

I'd say something about the puns on my superhero name, but let's be honest here. I've already made most of them myself.

[Yes, he HAS told somebody that it was time to face Justice. Recently, even.]

I think, right now, it's probably all the shipping stuff. If I never have anybody ask me what sort of underwear Rich wears again, it'll be too soon.

[Which isn't to say that Vance doesn't KNOW, but that's changing clothes in tight spaces, generally.]

[walkingballpit]

Just look them dead in the eye and say "He doesn't wear any."

It's what I do when people ask me about yours.

[ For the record, he's lying stone-faced. ]

[deafleppard]

Do fans in this universe count?

[unrecovered]

That's what I was going for, since a lot of us don't have fans back home.

[gonebyebye]

Joe Franklin wanted to know how Elvis was, the Globe was convinced we had some sort of super diet, one of the Anons wanted to know what Kid Quantum's domme voice sounded like, one guy wanted to see if we could put him in touch with a ghost that possessed him, and a band wanted us to do stage lighting.