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[deafleppard]

[Gwen is frankly not okay knowing that her past is on the verge of being broadcast to way too many people. So, she's dealing with it in the most responsible way she knows how.

By distracting herself on something else entirely.]

So I get that meat and showers (the kinds with water) aren't all that common here in the future. But, uh.

Why?

Never really stopped to think about it until now.

Comments

[fourstars]

Yeah, it's a little weird. But there's still a clear distinction between the humanoid animals and wild animals, so that helps.

Also, I mostly ate dinosaur tail, so.

[kingtyrantranger]

That's pretty metal

[fourstars]

Well, I mean, I let the T-Rex live?

[kingtyrantranger]

Man, the fact that you let it live is kinda scary.

[fourstars]

... Is it?

[kingtyrantranger]

Those things were huge, man! If there were any still around, people might not've evolved!

[fourstars]

What do you mean by still around? There's a pterodactyl family that flies over my house probably every week.

[kingtyrantranger]

Dude, dinosaurs stopped being a thing on my world like fifty million years ago.

You're basically telling me you ate parts of something that's like. The biggest, nastiest predator in the history of ever. That's intense, bro.

[fourstars]

THEY WHAT???

What happened to them???

[kingtyrantranger]

Asteroid hit the planet and caused an ice age.

So that wasn't a thing on your Earth?

[fourstars]

NO???

I mean, we've had asteroids and the like, sure, but... nothing so big that it caused something like THAT.

[deafleppard]

You did what.

[fourstars]

Is it really that surprising?

[deafleppard]

Yes.

Yes it is.

[fourstars]

How come?

[deafleppard]

First of all, I don't think I ever found out that dinosaurs still existed in your part of the universe.

And second, I don't know, you just didn't seem like the type. Then again, I guess that's not something you can tell just by looking at someone.

[fourstars]

Yeah, I'm getting the impression dinosaurs are rare in other worlds.

Also, if it helps any, the situation I was put in that resulted in me eating dinosaur tail wasn't exactly normal.

[deafleppard]

So here's my question.

What's it taste like?

[fourstars]

[ Gohan's actually gonna think long and hard about this... ]

Have you ever had steak?

[deafleppard]

Huh. Really? Didn't expect that.

[fourstars]

A little more rough, I think. But for the most part, you cook it a lot like steak, and it tastes similar.

[turntex]

woah
sick

[fourstars]

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

[ Gohan recognizes that this is slang. That doesn't mean he has any idea what it means. ]

[turntex]

its a fuckin awesome thing
did your world just have dinosaurs chilling everywhere because if so im consumed with jealousy right now

[fourstars]

I mean, dinosaurs were pretty common back home...