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[dungenessmaster]

SO LET ME SEE IF I'VE GOT THIS RIGHT, BECAUSE AFTER AN INFODUMP LIKE THAT MY THINKPAN IS THREATENING TO SPLIT APART FROM THE SHEER FORCE OF HOW BULLSHIT THIS ALL IS.

MY FRIENDS AND I GET DRAGGED SCREAMING AND FLAILING INTO AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS-INDUCING BID TO LEAVE EVERYTHING WE'VE EVER KNOWN BEHIND IN THE HOPES OF MAKING SOMETHING BETTER, GET BLOCKED ON THAT AT EVERY TURN, DIE OR COME CLOSE TO IT A WHOLE FUCKING LOT, SPEND THREE EARTH YEARS ON THE SHITTIEST POSSIBLE ROUTE THROUGH PARADOX SPACE TO THE BIG FINAL SHOWDOWN, COME THROUGH THAT WITH OUR MORTAL HUSKS MORE OR LESS UNSCATHED, AND *NOW* YOU'RE TELLING ME I'VE BEEN SHOOSHED TO YET ANOTHER NONSENSE-INFESTED CORNER OF REALITY?

TO FIX THINGS?

IS THERE ANY END TO THIS OVERTORQUED CAROUSEL OF MADNESS, OR ARE WE ALL SUPPOSED TO HOLD ON UNTIL WE'RE FLUNG TO OUR DOOM OR COVERED IN OUR OWN VILE STOMACH CONTENTS??

((OOC: Karkat hasn't taken the oath yet. Also, anyone who doesn't want to deal with trolltext can opt out here or simply reply with voice/video. He'll match you!))

Comments

[wherenoonegoes]

And steal left socks. Can't forget that one.

Thankfully nobody's actually named that. Snotlout's name comes pretty close, though

nooo my beautiful code

[dungenessmaster]

I KNOW I'M GOING TO REGRET ASKING, BUT WHY JUST THE LEFT ONES?

Re: nooo my beautiful code

[wherenoonegoes]

Nobody knows...

Although, if you want the the real reason? It's probably because the man who told me all this is missing his right foot, so he only has left socks to lose.

[dungenessmaster]

OKAY, THIS CONVERSATION IS OBVIOUSLY NOT GOING TO STOP FROM GETTING MORE AND MORE IDIOTIC, SO I'M CHANGING THE SUBJECT. FROM HERE ON OUT, NO MORE DUMB BULLSHIT ABOUT WEIRD STEREOTYPES OR SOCKS.

YOU SEEM PRETTY STRAIGHTFORWARD, SO... THIS *IS* ALL REAL, RIGHT? I'M NOT WANDERING THROUGH SOMEONE ELSE'S SPACE HERO DREAMBUBBLE, AM I?