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SO LET ME SEE IF I'VE GOT THIS RIGHT, BECAUSE AFTER AN INFODUMP LIKE THAT MY THINKPAN IS THREATENING TO SPLIT APART FROM THE SHEER FORCE OF HOW BULLSHIT THIS ALL IS.

MY FRIENDS AND I GET DRAGGED SCREAMING AND FLAILING INTO AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS-INDUCING BID TO LEAVE EVERYTHING WE'VE EVER KNOWN BEHIND IN THE HOPES OF MAKING SOMETHING BETTER, GET BLOCKED ON THAT AT EVERY TURN, DIE OR COME CLOSE TO IT A WHOLE FUCKING LOT, SPEND THREE EARTH YEARS ON THE SHITTIEST POSSIBLE ROUTE THROUGH PARADOX SPACE TO THE BIG FINAL SHOWDOWN, COME THROUGH THAT WITH OUR MORTAL HUSKS MORE OR LESS UNSCATHED, AND *NOW* YOU'RE TELLING ME I'VE BEEN SHOOSHED TO YET ANOTHER NONSENSE-INFESTED CORNER OF REALITY?

TO FIX THINGS?

IS THERE ANY END TO THIS OVERTORQUED CAROUSEL OF MADNESS, OR ARE WE ALL SUPPOSED TO HOLD ON UNTIL WE'RE FLUNG TO OUR DOOM OR COVERED IN OUR OWN VILE STOMACH CONTENTS??

((OOC: Karkat hasn't taken the oath yet. Also, anyone who doesn't want to deal with trolltext can opt out here or simply reply with voice/video. He'll match you!))

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YOU MEAN WITH THE NUMBERS? NO, BUT A COUPLE OF MY FRIENDS ARE ALMOST ILLEGIBLE SOMETIMES WITH THAT NONSENSE.

OKAY, SO EVERYTHING IS STUPID, THE BIG BAD AT THE END IS STUPID, WE'RE STUPID. GOT IT. BUT I STILL HAVE QUESTIONS.

FOR STARTERS, ARE THEY GODDAMN PULLING MY NUB WITH ALL THE SKINTIGHT SPANDEX? WHERE THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT PEOPLE TO STORE THEIR SHAME GLOBES IN A GETUP LIKE THAT?

i think its so there's nothing for someone to grab in a fight? doesn't stop vance from wearing the cape tho.
the designers here are kinda pushy but if your loud enough u can probably get them to change stuff

WELL, IF THEY'RE LETTING SOME DIPSHIT PRANCE AROUND IN A CAPE, IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD TO GET THEM TO CRAFT SOMETHING THAT BREATHES, RIGHT?

I MEAN, I'M DEFINITELY LOUD ENOUGH. THAT'S NEVER BEEN A PROBLEM FOR ME.

yeah the capslock kinda says loud. loud and clear.
theyll probably give u less trouble about something that breaths then they would about like colors and stuff

WELL, I GUESS IT COULD BE WORSE. STILL PRETTY BAD, BUT AT LEAST THE ACCOMMODATIONS ARE A STEP UP FROM WHERE I WAS.

I'M KARKAT, BY THE WAY. SINCE WE'RE ALL SO KEEN ON TEAMBUILDING AND THE OMNIPRESENT DISEASE OF FRIENDSHIP AROUND HERE.

i'm sam. or nova when were doing the hero thing. nice to meet u, or type at u, w/e.

DO PEOPLE ALL GO BY THEIR SUPERHERO NAMES HERE? LIKE, EVEN WHEN THEY'RE OFF THE CLOCK?

NOT THAT BOTH OF YOUR NAMES AREN'T KIND OF SILLY, BUT I'M STILL GETTING THE HANG OF THE ETIQUETTE.

not everyone?? some do tho, I think the people actually from this universe are more used to it but most of us arent.

WAIT, REALLY? WHO HERE IS ACTUALLY FROM THIS UNIVERSE?

I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT THIS ENTIRE SUPER DOUCHE SQUAD WAS DRAGGED HERE AGAINST THEIR WILL FROM SOMEPLACE ELSE.

well I mean like the native legionaires but kon and hal are from this universes past. or maybe jsut a really similar universes past? idk

OH. ALTERNATE TIMELINES. GOT IT.

I GUESS THEY JUST ESCAPED INTO THE ALPHA TIMELINE? IS THAT WHAT THIS IS?

[Karkat, don't try to force your canon's explanation of time fuckery to work here,]