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thelegion2016-11-09 04:56 pm
dungenessmaster) wrote in thelegion2016-11-09 04:56 pm
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SO LET ME SEE IF I'VE GOT THIS RIGHT, BECAUSE AFTER AN INFODUMP LIKE THAT MY THINKPAN IS THREATENING TO SPLIT APART FROM THE SHEER FORCE OF HOW BULLSHIT THIS ALL IS.
MY FRIENDS AND I GET DRAGGED SCREAMING AND FLAILING INTO AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS-INDUCING BID TO LEAVE EVERYTHING WE'VE EVER KNOWN BEHIND IN THE HOPES OF MAKING SOMETHING BETTER, GET BLOCKED ON THAT AT EVERY TURN, DIE OR COME CLOSE TO IT A WHOLE FUCKING LOT, SPEND THREE EARTH YEARS ON THE SHITTIEST POSSIBLE ROUTE THROUGH PARADOX SPACE TO THE BIG FINAL SHOWDOWN, COME THROUGH THAT WITH OUR MORTAL HUSKS MORE OR LESS UNSCATHED, AND *NOW* YOU'RE TELLING ME I'VE BEEN SHOOSHED TO YET ANOTHER NONSENSE-INFESTED CORNER OF REALITY?
TO FIX THINGS?
IS THERE ANY END TO THIS OVERTORQUED CAROUSEL OF MADNESS, OR ARE WE ALL SUPPOSED TO HOLD ON UNTIL WE'RE FLUNG TO OUR DOOM OR COVERED IN OUR OWN VILE STOMACH CONTENTS??
((OOC: Karkat hasn't taken the oath yet. Also, anyone who doesn't want to deal with trolltext can opt out here or simply reply with voice/video. He'll match you!))
MY FRIENDS AND I GET DRAGGED SCREAMING AND FLAILING INTO AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS-INDUCING BID TO LEAVE EVERYTHING WE'VE EVER KNOWN BEHIND IN THE HOPES OF MAKING SOMETHING BETTER, GET BLOCKED ON THAT AT EVERY TURN, DIE OR COME CLOSE TO IT A WHOLE FUCKING LOT, SPEND THREE EARTH YEARS ON THE SHITTIEST POSSIBLE ROUTE THROUGH PARADOX SPACE TO THE BIG FINAL SHOWDOWN, COME THROUGH THAT WITH OUR MORTAL HUSKS MORE OR LESS UNSCATHED, AND *NOW* YOU'RE TELLING ME I'VE BEEN SHOOSHED TO YET ANOTHER NONSENSE-INFESTED CORNER OF REALITY?
TO FIX THINGS?
IS THERE ANY END TO THIS OVERTORQUED CAROUSEL OF MADNESS, OR ARE WE ALL SUPPOSED TO HOLD ON UNTIL WE'RE FLUNG TO OUR DOOM OR COVERED IN OUR OWN VILE STOMACH CONTENTS??
((OOC: Karkat hasn't taken the oath yet. Also, anyone who doesn't want to deal with trolltext can opt out here or simply reply with voice/video. He'll match you!))
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so hi. my name is rich rider. i also go by nova prime. all the stuff you said about existential-crisis-inducing bids to change things, and dying or coming close to it a whole lot, is pretty goddamn familiar. a lot of the people here carry around shovels to deal with all the bullshit they find themselves dealing with.
to answer your question, the end goal is destroying chronoblivion. hopefully after we've saved pretty much every universe ever, we might be able to go home. right now, the being that brought us all here, the time trapper, he apparently stuck us to this universe with some kind of quantum whatsit and he might stop trying to keep us here when the threat's gone.
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[But this is all useful info, dovetailing perfectly with what he was told after he woke up in that recovery hive. And metaphor he's down with.
Finally, some not terrible people.]
SOUNDS THRILLING.
YOU GUYS KNOW YOU ALREADY HAVE A TIME HERO ON YOUR SIDE, RIGHT?
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i have no idea what a time hero is but i'm a bucket hero. i wear a bucket on my head.
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OH, I GET IT. DAVE PUT YOU UP TO THIS, DIDN'T HE? HARDY FUCKING HAR, LET'S ALL LAUGH AT THE ALIEN!
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[He's confused now.]
It's just a joke. My costume has a stupid helmet. Hence: bucket.