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[dungenessmaster]

SO LET ME SEE IF I'VE GOT THIS RIGHT, BECAUSE AFTER AN INFODUMP LIKE THAT MY THINKPAN IS THREATENING TO SPLIT APART FROM THE SHEER FORCE OF HOW BULLSHIT THIS ALL IS.

MY FRIENDS AND I GET DRAGGED SCREAMING AND FLAILING INTO AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS-INDUCING BID TO LEAVE EVERYTHING WE'VE EVER KNOWN BEHIND IN THE HOPES OF MAKING SOMETHING BETTER, GET BLOCKED ON THAT AT EVERY TURN, DIE OR COME CLOSE TO IT A WHOLE FUCKING LOT, SPEND THREE EARTH YEARS ON THE SHITTIEST POSSIBLE ROUTE THROUGH PARADOX SPACE TO THE BIG FINAL SHOWDOWN, COME THROUGH THAT WITH OUR MORTAL HUSKS MORE OR LESS UNSCATHED, AND *NOW* YOU'RE TELLING ME I'VE BEEN SHOOSHED TO YET ANOTHER NONSENSE-INFESTED CORNER OF REALITY?

TO FIX THINGS?

IS THERE ANY END TO THIS OVERTORQUED CAROUSEL OF MADNESS, OR ARE WE ALL SUPPOSED TO HOLD ON UNTIL WE'RE FLUNG TO OUR DOOM OR COVERED IN OUR OWN VILE STOMACH CONTENTS??

((OOC: Karkat hasn't taken the oath yet. Also, anyone who doesn't want to deal with trolltext can opt out here or simply reply with voice/video. He'll match you!))

Comments

[dungenessmaster]

WHY WOULD I GIVE THE FIRST WILTED, GIBBERING FUCK WHAT YOUR CONCEPT OF 'NORMAL' TYPES LIKE?

MY TEXT IS A TRADITION WHERE I'M FROM, AND IT'S JUST ABOUT THE ONLY THING I GOT TO KEEP, SO HERE IT IS! WE CAN ENDURE THIS THRILLING MULTICULTURAL SHITSTORM TOGETHER, YOU AND I.

[frickingguardian]

Or you could just learn to use your friggin' video option. You press a button, I'm about 85% sure you could handle it.

[dungenessmaster]

OF COURSE I CAN, THIS SAD SLAB OF INORGANIC TECH ISN'T *THAT* HARD TO FIGURE OUT.

[frickingguardian]

Yeah, so try that before your 'tradition' gets you smacked by somebody whose eyes started bleeding from trying to read that crap you posted.

[dungenessmaster]

IF YOU FIND EASY-TO-PARSE GREY TEXT INTOLERABLE YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN FOR SOME FUN IF ANYONE ELSE I KNOW TURNS UP.

SOME OF MY FRIENDS DO SHIT WITH TEXT THAT WOULD BLOW YOUR PUMP BISCUIT OUT THROUGH YOUT RUBBER NETHERDRESSINGS.

[frickingguardian]

Okay one, it's not the color, it's the ALL CAPS. It's friggin' annoying.

Two: I have no friggin' clue what the hell you just tried to say there.

[dungenessmaster]

READING COMPREHENSION DOESN'T SEEM TO BE A TOP PRIORITY ON THIS CREW, DOES IT? BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY TRYING TO COMMUNICATE HERE, BUT EVERYONE IS GETTING HUNG UP ON THE DUMBEST SHIT.