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[4starsaviour]

[Goku waves into the camera. From what can be seen, he's made it to his part of the Legion World, an unusual-looking cabin in the middle of a clearing.] Hello, everybody! My name's Goku!

I've just got a question - what does all of this superhero stuff mean? I definitely wanna help people an' all of that, and this Chronoblivion guy sounds really tough, but all I really know 'bout being a superhero is that you help people an' there's lots of posing. [So much posing!]

Also, is there anywhere around here where I can get dinosaur meat? That'd be a big help too!

Think that's about it, [Somehow, he's not too thrown off by the time travel or universe-hopping] but I'm lookin' forward to meeting all of you!

Comments

[sofresh]

You can just fix the moon? That's... [How did that work.] That's kind of awesome.

[He didn't get it. Like, at all. But it sounded cool all the same?!]

[4starsaviour]

Well, Shenron does all the work, but yeah! [How the world went without a moon for several years is one of many mysteries.]

So does your Earth not have Dragon Balls?

[sofresh]

Nope. Don't think so. I mean, I ain't ever heard of 'em.

[Which could either mean, "Maybe they exist and I just don't know about it." or "I'm not sure if they exist but I don't know about it so who cares." He doesn't bother to clarify.]

What else can they do?

[4starsaviour]

Pretty much anything! Bring people back from the dead, make people immortal, move people somewhere else... They can't kill anyone who's really powerful, but that ain't a problem. [It would make things too easy, so it's not something that Goku would consider.]

[sofresh]

That sounds pretty powerful. [For someone who used to be "super," that still seemed like some crazy stuff. He couldn't even imagine what he'd do with power like that.] But isn't that dangerous? I mean, what if, like, a supervillain got a hold of them or something?

[4starsaviour]

We'd beat 'em anyway! Plus, we've got the best way to find 'em, so if anyone starts gatherin' them up, we'll know!