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[4starsaviour]

[Goku waves into the camera. From what can be seen, he's made it to his part of the Legion World, an unusual-looking cabin in the middle of a clearing.] Hello, everybody! My name's Goku!

I've just got a question - what does all of this superhero stuff mean? I definitely wanna help people an' all of that, and this Chronoblivion guy sounds really tough, but all I really know 'bout being a superhero is that you help people an' there's lots of posing. [So much posing!]

Also, is there anywhere around here where I can get dinosaur meat? That'd be a big help too!

Think that's about it, [Somehow, he's not too thrown off by the time travel or universe-hopping] but I'm lookin' forward to meeting all of you!

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[sofresh]

That's pretty much it. You gotta do interviews and sign autographs, too. It's a lot of work, but someone's gotta do it.

[Don't listen to Superboy. Don't ever listen to Superboy.]

[whyarewehere]

Yeah that's about right.

...Are dinosaurs a thing where you're from or something?

[ Goku doesn't look like a caveman, but... ]

[4starsaviour]

Really? That doesn't sound too bad! ...Well, aside from the interview stuff. [He doesn't know much about them, but Mr. Satan's had to give a lot of those, and they look exhausting.]

[4starsaviour]

You mean there aren't any dinosaurs here? [He's not a caveman, though some days it can be hard to tell.] I'd eat pretty much anything, [Not an much of an exaggeration] but I'm definitely in the mood for some roast dino wing! [Tastes like chicken, but hundreds of times larger!]

[whyarewehere]

Not that I know about. If there are, somebody's been seriously holding out on me.
[ Because who wouldn't want to see dinosaurs? Not Grif. ]

...Have they broken the news to you about meat yet?
[ He says it with the delicacy of a man asking about someone's dead sister. ]

[sofresh]

Dude, interviews are great. You can, like, end up on TV and stuff.

[It could definitely be tiring, but he didn't actually mind it. He lived for this stuff.]

Especially here. We're pretty much celebrities.

[4starsaviour]

...What news? [That doesn't sound good...]

[4starsaviour]

Never been a celebrity before! [Sure, he's saved the world several times over, but he's not really one for taking credit.] Is it tough?

[whyarewehere]

They don't eat animals here.

[ Like ripping off a bandage. ]

[sofresh]

I mean, maybe a little. You can't go places without gettin' mobbed and stuff. People always wanna talk to you and take your picture. But it's more fun than tough, if you ask me.

[4starsaviour]

...Do the animals here talk? [The Dragon Ball world's kind of weird about animals - Goku can go out and eat wild boars, but one of his friends is a talking pig.]

[whyarewehere]

No.

Well.

Mostly. I think.

But everyone thinks they have feelings.

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[notwithoutafight]

[ Videl half laughs, half sighs as she watches the comm; leave it to Goku to skip right past the important, life-threatening stuff and jump straight to food. ]

[video] 2/3

[notwithoutafight]

[ She opens her mouth to respond, then stops, agape. ]

[ Wait.]

[ Goku is here talking about food. ]

[ Goku. In Legion World. ]

[ Goku. ]

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[notwithoutafight]

I... [ She starts. Then stops. ]

How--? [ Stops again. She knows how. ]

When--? [ Stops one more time. It doesn't matter when. ]

... I need to go find Gohan.

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[4starsaviour]

Oh, hey, Videl! An' Gohan's here too? All right! [That will certainly make all of this easier!] So have you two been here for a while?

[4starsaviour]

That's kinda annoying... Still, as long as they've got any kinda food here, I think I'll be fine!

[4starsaviour]

I guess as long as it's fun, it'll be fine.

What's your name, by the way? I'm Goku, an' I'm a Saiyan from Earth!

[sofresh]

Name's Kon. I'm from Earth, too.

What's a Saiyan?

[Should he know that... He wasn't sure. Maybe it was a 'different' Earth thing. Despite his uncertainty, though, he asked without hesitation.]

[whyarewehere]

It's not annoying, it's horrible!

We still haven't had a good pizza yet.

[ Well, he's found acceptable pizza through experimentation, but nothing will ever quite be right without meat. ]

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[notwithoutafight]

A few months or so. [ She pauses, recounting the time in her head. Has it already been months? ]

Trunks is here too. The older one, from the future. [ Does everyone else have trouble differentiating the two Trunkses in speech, or just Videl? ] I haven't seen him much lately, though. I think he's on a mission.

[4starsaviour]

Nice to meet ya! Saiyans are... [Vegeta would have a much better time explaining this - Goku doesn't know much about them] really strong fighters with monkey tails! Mine got chopped off, 'cause we couldn't bring back the moon if I had it.

[4starsaviour]

They don't have pizza here? It can't be that hard, can it? [Goku wouldn't know - aside from roasting meat over a fire and living off the land, he doesn't do much in the way of cooking.]

[whyarewehere]

They have it, it just sucks.
No sausage, no pepperoni, no putting bacon on it just because you can, it barely even counts.

[ He seems surprisingly cheerful about this. Having something to bitch about is Grif's favorite. ]

[sofresh]

[WH... WHAT...

It wasn't hard to confuse Superboy, to be fair, but what.]

What did your tail have to do with the moon?