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[4starsaviour]

[Goku waves into the camera. From what can be seen, he's made it to his part of the Legion World, an unusual-looking cabin in the middle of a clearing.] Hello, everybody! My name's Goku!

I've just got a question - what does all of this superhero stuff mean? I definitely wanna help people an' all of that, and this Chronoblivion guy sounds really tough, but all I really know 'bout being a superhero is that you help people an' there's lots of posing. [So much posing!]

Also, is there anywhere around here where I can get dinosaur meat? That'd be a big help too!

Think that's about it, [Somehow, he's not too thrown off by the time travel or universe-hopping] but I'm lookin' forward to meeting all of you!

Comments

[4starsaviour]

...Do the animals here talk? [The Dragon Ball world's kind of weird about animals - Goku can go out and eat wild boars, but one of his friends is a talking pig.]

[whyarewehere]

No.

Well.

Mostly. I think.

But everyone thinks they have feelings.

[4starsaviour]

That's kinda annoying... Still, as long as they've got any kinda food here, I think I'll be fine!

[whyarewehere]

It's not annoying, it's horrible!

We still haven't had a good pizza yet.

[ Well, he's found acceptable pizza through experimentation, but nothing will ever quite be right without meat. ]

[4starsaviour]

They don't have pizza here? It can't be that hard, can it? [Goku wouldn't know - aside from roasting meat over a fire and living off the land, he doesn't do much in the way of cooking.]

[whyarewehere]

They have it, it just sucks.
No sausage, no pepperoni, no putting bacon on it just because you can, it barely even counts.

[ He seems surprisingly cheerful about this. Having something to bitch about is Grif's favorite. ]

[4starsaviour]

Aw, man! Do they even have fish here? [When he was out on his own, catching a big fish always worked for a good meal.]

[whyarewehere]

Hiccup's dragon gets to eat fish. So... kinda?

[4starsaviour]

They've got dragons here?! Do they grant wishes? [Sure, Shenron and Porunga do, but he's seen a handful of normal dragons on his travels, so it's better to check.]

[whyarewehere]

Only the one. And only if you wish for him to be an asshole.

[4starsaviour]

...Why would I wanna wish that he turns into that? [...Goku has trouble with figurative language.]