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Dexter Grif ([personal profile] whyarewehere) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2016-09-20 09:25 pm

[video] With Great Power Comes Great Irresponsibility

[ Grif is in high spirits today. He seems to actually be in one of the training rooms for once, which makes that a lot weirder. ]

Hey guys. There are a bunch of weirdos running around and it's been a while since we talked about powers. So guess what we're going to do today?

[ 'We' because he expects participation, dammit! ]

And because I'm feeling generous, I'll start. Guess who learned a new thing?

[ He points at himself with both thumbs and backs up, revealing a line of targets. He steps back, lines up his shoulder with them, and winds up his arm like a softball pitcher. He doesn't stop. Grif's arm blurs as he speeds up, and finally the force of the moving air is enough to tip over the nearest target. But only the nearest one. He stops, gestures at it with definite pride, and continues. ]

So let's talk about your powers because we already know mine are pretty awesome.

[ Of course they are, Grif. ]

Has anybody else figured out anything cool? And if you're new: I'm Grif and this is basically my job around here. Tell me what you got, because I'm still way disappointed about the lack of eye lasers we got going on on this team. I could read profiles, but who has time for that crap?

If I know you already... I don't know. Injury status report? What did you have for lunch? I'm just bored, okay?

((( This is a free for all mingle post! Grif will reply to everyone who responds, but if you want to have a character jump into a conversation with anybody you are absolutely welcome and, in fact, encouraged. Feel free to have characters ignore the point, talk about other things, etc etc. Threads are assumed to be public unless you mark them otherwise. This is set after the Ambush of TTHS but the Investigation is still ongoing. )))

[personal profile] leverageintceo 2016-09-29 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Obviously I'm not going to keep you in a cage or anything. That would be weird.

I'm guessing that's a new thing you can do?
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[personal profile] nerdninja 2016-09-29 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Well, the way stuff went down with his dad and the Shredder...

[ Donatello, admittedly, was pretty sure he wouldn't take it that well if his father willingly worked for someone who tried to kill him, either. ]
onei: this is it. this is how i die. face first in a pile of hashbrowns. (mcdonalds breakfast is now 24/7.)

[personal profile] onei 2016-09-29 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
That's a child's logic!
bleventeen: <user name="chesswar"> (pic#10557313)

[personal profile] bleventeen 2016-09-29 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
A gruncle is like an uncle, but great! That means really old.

[ Sort of. ]

And the kitten fists shot kittens out, so what couldn't you do with those?!
iamresponding: (bucketless - whoops)

[personal profile] iamresponding 2016-09-30 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rich stops and looks mildly amused.]

Obs Deck.

[Which is nice and scenic for a reunion. Or a good vantage point if she want to, y'know, punt him so hard he reaches escape velocity. Multipurpose.]

I guess, uh. I'll wait? Except I know my way around better, so if you want I can come to you --
littlecousin: (girl talk)

[personal profile] littlecousin 2016-09-30 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't have to wear tights.

[For instance, her family prefers to wear nothing on their legs at all!]
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[personal profile] walkingballpit 2016-09-30 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't advocate getting aliens high.

[ But he totally got those space kitties high. ]

There was definitely catnip involved. And warm milk.
notthatjason: (Into the Stars)

[personal profile] notthatjason 2016-10-02 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
So it's pretty high tech? What do you consider to be the "bells and whistles"?

[Camp HalfBlood and Camp Jupiter came with some pretty intense training -- lava walls for example. Jason could probably handle it, but he wanted to know what to expect all the same.]
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[personal profile] mylawn 2016-10-03 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I could.
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[personal profile] mylawn 2016-10-03 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Laugh it up.
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[personal profile] bleventeen 2016-10-03 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah but kittens do all kinds of stuff without fingers.
onei: while also accepting your reality (im questioning your sanity)

[personal profile] onei 2016-10-04 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
How old are you supposed to be, again?
onei: this is it. this is how i die. face first in a pile of hashbrowns. (mcdonalds breakfast is now 24/7.)

[personal profile] onei 2016-10-05 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
And now this is a concern for you?
onei: we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow (just so we're on the same page)

[personal profile] onei 2016-10-08 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
You are impossible.

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