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thelegion2016-09-18 01:23 am
unrecovered) wrote in thelegion2016-09-18 01:23 am
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Lost and Found
[Wash is in a lounge, having propped his omnicom on a piece of furniture so that the video shows him and the gun resting on his lap. That is definitely not his gun. Those quick on the uptake might also notice blood on his arm, like he's just been in a fight or something.]
Public service announcement: there's someone on the habitat deck in a skull mask running around and pointing guns at people's heads. He's kind of a dick, and evidently he can turn into a black cloud at will, like some kind of crossover between Ghostface and Imhotep.
[Has anyone seen either of those movies? No? Okay, moving on. He tilts the gun so it's more easily visible on camera, and yep, that is definitely one of Reaper's guns, and it is definitely not with Reaper.]
I didn't really appreciate him pointing this one at me, so I...called dibs on it. He can't have it back.
[It doesn't matter if you can't read expressions through armor; the self-satisfied smirk in Wash's tone is practically visible all on its own.]
He might still be up there, lying on the floor near the Egyptian temple. Unconscious. I may have stunned the hell out of him.
[Look at all zero of the regrets he has. Look at them.]
Also, I've decided our next movie night is going to be Scream, because when I call this guy a half-assed Ghostface ripoff, I really want you all to know what I'm talking about.
Public service announcement: there's someone on the habitat deck in a skull mask running around and pointing guns at people's heads. He's kind of a dick, and evidently he can turn into a black cloud at will, like some kind of crossover between Ghostface and Imhotep.
[Has anyone seen either of those movies? No? Okay, moving on. He tilts the gun so it's more easily visible on camera, and yep, that is definitely one of Reaper's guns, and it is definitely not with Reaper.]
I didn't really appreciate him pointing this one at me, so I...called dibs on it. He can't have it back.
[It doesn't matter if you can't read expressions through armor; the self-satisfied smirk in Wash's tone is practically visible all on its own.]
He might still be up there, lying on the floor near the Egyptian temple. Unconscious. I may have stunned the hell out of him.
[Look at all zero of the regrets he has. Look at them.]
Also, I've decided our next movie night is going to be Scream, because when I call this guy a half-assed Ghostface ripoff, I really want you all to know what I'm talking about.
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[When he found it in a "historical" movie archive, he checked the original date it was released to compare to his own world. He still hasn't watched it yet because it seems too similar to Ghost Harassers.]
That didn't come out in my world. In 1984, there was a big ghost movie but it was The Hauntening of Helldarkgrim House.
[It's not his age that's the problem either. Paranormal and horror movies are kind of his jam, enough that he's seen the classics from before he was born.]
A lot of the movies here that are from near my time are similar but don't match. Like instead of Inspector Whatsit, there's something called Doctor Who; instead of Space Traipsers, it's Star Trek; instead of Galaxy Conflict, it's something called Star Wars, whatever that is? It's like they're all bargain bin ripoffs of the TV and movies in my world.
They don't even have The Craggy Fearsome Photo Parade, and that's, like, a classic.
[Dipper shrugs.]
I think my sister and I's universe is maybe just a step farther away from other people's realities or whatever.