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thelegion2016-09-18 01:23 am
unrecovered) wrote in thelegion2016-09-18 01:23 am
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Lost and Found
[Wash is in a lounge, having propped his omnicom on a piece of furniture so that the video shows him and the gun resting on his lap. That is definitely not his gun. Those quick on the uptake might also notice blood on his arm, like he's just been in a fight or something.]
Public service announcement: there's someone on the habitat deck in a skull mask running around and pointing guns at people's heads. He's kind of a dick, and evidently he can turn into a black cloud at will, like some kind of crossover between Ghostface and Imhotep.
[Has anyone seen either of those movies? No? Okay, moving on. He tilts the gun so it's more easily visible on camera, and yep, that is definitely one of Reaper's guns, and it is definitely not with Reaper.]
I didn't really appreciate him pointing this one at me, so I...called dibs on it. He can't have it back.
[It doesn't matter if you can't read expressions through armor; the self-satisfied smirk in Wash's tone is practically visible all on its own.]
He might still be up there, lying on the floor near the Egyptian temple. Unconscious. I may have stunned the hell out of him.
[Look at all zero of the regrets he has. Look at them.]
Also, I've decided our next movie night is going to be Scream, because when I call this guy a half-assed Ghostface ripoff, I really want you all to know what I'm talking about.
Public service announcement: there's someone on the habitat deck in a skull mask running around and pointing guns at people's heads. He's kind of a dick, and evidently he can turn into a black cloud at will, like some kind of crossover between Ghostface and Imhotep.
[Has anyone seen either of those movies? No? Okay, moving on. He tilts the gun so it's more easily visible on camera, and yep, that is definitely one of Reaper's guns, and it is definitely not with Reaper.]
I didn't really appreciate him pointing this one at me, so I...called dibs on it. He can't have it back.
[It doesn't matter if you can't read expressions through armor; the self-satisfied smirk in Wash's tone is practically visible all on its own.]
He might still be up there, lying on the floor near the Egyptian temple. Unconscious. I may have stunned the hell out of him.
[Look at all zero of the regrets he has. Look at them.]
Also, I've decided our next movie night is going to be Scream, because when I call this guy a half-assed Ghostface ripoff, I really want you all to know what I'm talking about.
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Buddy, you have a lot to learn about working with us.
[ He casually fails to mention that he's the worst offender. It's helpfully obvious. ]
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Having you along on this mission is a courtesy I don’t have to extend.
[Really, it only needs to be himself and one other person (Brainiac)—76 to lure him out, the green kid with his containment field. Reaper already knows they’re coming, because Reaper is smart and is probably reading every conversation on Wash’s post, so the fewer parties, the better, as far as he’s concerned.]
But if you’d like to get yourselves killed, be my guest.