Lost and Found

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[Wash is in a lounge, having propped his omnicom on a piece of furniture so that the video shows him and the gun resting on his lap. That is definitely not his gun. Those quick on the uptake might also notice blood on his arm, like he's just been in a fight or something.]

Public service announcement: there's someone on the habitat deck in a skull mask running around and pointing guns at people's heads. He's kind of a dick, and evidently he can turn into a black cloud at will, like some kind of crossover between Ghostface and Imhotep.

[Has anyone seen either of those movies? No? Okay, moving on. He tilts the gun so it's more easily visible on camera, and yep, that is definitely one of Reaper's guns, and it is definitely not with Reaper.]

I didn't really appreciate him pointing this one at me, so I...called dibs on it. He can't have it back.

[It doesn't matter if you can't read expressions through armor; the self-satisfied smirk in Wash's tone is practically visible all on its own.]

He might still be up there, lying on the floor near the Egyptian temple. Unconscious. I may have stunned the hell out of him.

[Look at all zero of the regrets he has. Look at them.]

Also, I've decided our next movie night is going to be Scream, because when I call this guy a half-assed Ghostface ripoff, I really want you all to know what I'm talking about.

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[whyarewehere]

Wash, you can't just call dibs on something somebody's already touching.

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[mylawn]

You shouldn't keep that.

[jonesiseverywhere]

That dude gives skull masks a bad name!

I say we toss that gun on, like, a stinging insect planet.

[walkingballpit]

[ He's wearing whatever passes in the future for pajamas and has clearly not dragged himself all the way out of bed yet. ]

You left someone unconscious on the floor?

[ Robbie drags both hands down his face. ]

Someone who as recently as just now was pointing guns at people's heads? Like disarming is going to really help? Do you understand Scream's rules at all? He's probably already back up. They don't stay down.

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[thewildflower]

Ah...so you met him, too, Sir Wash?

[Rebecca is already exasperated. Reaper is exasperating, and recalling the experience just makes her want to sigh heavily.]

He's a little...um...eccentric, isn't he? You're alright, aren't you?

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[glazedonutholes]

[ Guess who saw this and immediately high-tailed it to look for him in every single lounge until --

The door bursts open and there's a manly soldier running at him in lightish-red armor. ]

Wash!

[ Prepare for a bear hug!

Also, congratulations Grif, the responsibility of taking care of Donut has just been halved.]

[justicecoulduseanap]

You managed to take one of my worlds most wanted terrorists by surprise, knock him out, and steal one of his guns. Impressive.

You didn't try to contain him or see if you could disarm him further, then went on an unsecured network to brag about it, giving him both the means and further reason to track you down and get the drop on you. Less impressive.

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[justicecrusader]

[ Reinhardt is laughing.

He's laughing so hard, he can barely contain the tears forming in the corners of his eyes. It's loud, it's uproarious, and it's going on for so long, that he can barely catch his breath. But he cannot stop. ]

Mein Gott, I cannot breathe...!