[video] RE: The Labs

[googledox]

[Here's that green guy Kid Quantum had introduced. Apparently, he has more to say himself about what he specifically has to offer them. His expression is almost long-suffering, as if he's annoyed at yet one more interruption to his work. Or maybe it's their sheer existence that bothers him -- because now he has to worry about safely getting them home.]

My name is Brainiac 5. Kid Quantum has elected to inform me that I should make it clear that you can avail yourself of certain resources on the ship.

To that end, I want to apprise you all of the fact that you are welcome in my -- [he pauses and inhales deeply through his nose, as if the next words are very hard to say] -- in the Science Labs if you're technologically inclined and would like a space to work on whatever projects you want to...fiddle around with.

Those who are not technologically-inclined should steer clear because there is very delicate and vital equipment that could potentially decohere every molecule in your bodies until you're a fine atmospheric mist.

[And on that pleasant note...]

For those of you that come from such primitive worlds that you don't know what a molecule is because no one's developed a body of knowledge on particle physics -- and for those of you that can't seem to manage the very basic motor functions of turning a vidscreen on -- I will be offering regular lessons on basic scientific principles and on pushing buttons in sequential order.

For those of you that are engineers, I will also be providing tutoring on how to engineer and manipulate technology in this era in a way that's actually effectual.

[He doesn't really seem to be trying to be offensive. There's definitely no malice in how he says these things. But offensiveness is just kind of just happening anyway.]

As the UP government is currently suffering from a surplus of incompetence at the moment, I will be the primary individual responsible for the research and development of technologies that can possibly get you home or to the dimension of your choosing. If any of you have particular expertise in the many sciences that are involved in interdimensional travel and quantum tethering, please contact me so that we can collaborate.

That is all.

[Charming, isn't he?]

Comments

[nerdninja]

Yeah, it's kind of a long story, but "mutation" is the short of it.

[He leans forward a little at the image of the Chelions, though. There's a bit of a novelty to seeing an entire race that's like him but that's normal and not a bizarre twist of fate.

He's pretty sure he could run circles around them, though.]

I'm used to sharing lab space with the highly territorial, so keeping to my own space shouldn't be a problem.

[googledox]

I look forward to collaborating with you.

[He's not lying. Donnie seems agreeable and conscientious enough, and he's worked with people in his lab that were far more prone to pranks and annoying him and...and his face falls slightly as he realizes this really will be the first time he's sharing the lab in a year.]

There's a -- a section of the lab that's not my own. Mostly comprised of chemistry equipment.

[He'd turned off and cleaned out the ongoing experiments and tucked away the most dangerous chemicals, but he'd left so much of exactly the way it'd been, experiments waiting to be restarted, half finished chemical equations written on note tablets. But they need the workspace now. He just...wants to tuck some things away before it's used. To leave them stored and...and untouched. Waiting for their owner to return.]

Please don't touch it until I reorganize it. My...friend left his work there and I haven't -- I've left it. For the last year. I need to pack it somewhere for him.

[He says this as if he's coming back. Because they're not dead. He knows they're not. They can't be.]

[nerdninja]

[Ah.

That's...yeah, that's understandable.

It's not the kind of loss he has much experience with himself, but it's not really hard to get why Brainiac wouldn't just want someone else waltzing in and messing with it.]

I won't.

[Saying anything more than that feels like an intrusion, though. He just met this guy. He didn't know the other guy.]

[googledox]

Beyond that, feel free to start customizing a workspace for yourself.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some work to attend to.

[He disconnects the communication after that, because now he has a space to clear out and -- and he just needs a moment.]