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[video] RE: The Labs
[Here's that green guy Kid Quantum had introduced. Apparently, he has more to say himself about what he specifically has to offer them. His expression is almost long-suffering, as if he's annoyed at yet one more interruption to his work. Or maybe it's their sheer existence that bothers him -- because now he has to worry about safely getting them home.]
My name is Brainiac 5. Kid Quantum has elected to inform me that I should make it clear that you can avail yourself of certain resources on the ship.
To that end, I want to apprise you all of the fact that you are welcome in my -- [he pauses and inhales deeply through his nose, as if the next words are very hard to say] -- in the Science Labs if you're technologically inclined and would like a space to work on whatever projects you want to...fiddle around with.
Those who are not technologically-inclined should steer clear because there is very delicate and vital equipment that could potentially decohere every molecule in your bodies until you're a fine atmospheric mist.
[And on that pleasant note...]
For those of you that come from such primitive worlds that you don't know what a molecule is because no one's developed a body of knowledge on particle physics -- and for those of you that can't seem to manage the very basic motor functions of turning a vidscreen on -- I will be offering regular lessons on basic scientific principles and on pushing buttons in sequential order.
For those of you that are engineers, I will also be providing tutoring on how to engineer and manipulate technology in this era in a way that's actually effectual.
[He doesn't really seem to be trying to be offensive. There's definitely no malice in how he says these things. But offensiveness is just kind of just happening anyway.]
As the UP government is currently suffering from a surplus of incompetence at the moment, I will be the primary individual responsible for the research and development of technologies that can possibly get you home or to the dimension of your choosing. If any of you have particular expertise in the many sciences that are involved in interdimensional travel and quantum tethering, please contact me so that we can collaborate.
That is all.
[Charming, isn't he?]
My name is Brainiac 5. Kid Quantum has elected to inform me that I should make it clear that you can avail yourself of certain resources on the ship.
To that end, I want to apprise you all of the fact that you are welcome in my -- [he pauses and inhales deeply through his nose, as if the next words are very hard to say] -- in the Science Labs if you're technologically inclined and would like a space to work on whatever projects you want to...fiddle around with.
Those who are not technologically-inclined should steer clear because there is very delicate and vital equipment that could potentially decohere every molecule in your bodies until you're a fine atmospheric mist.
[And on that pleasant note...]
For those of you that come from such primitive worlds that you don't know what a molecule is because no one's developed a body of knowledge on particle physics -- and for those of you that can't seem to manage the very basic motor functions of turning a vidscreen on -- I will be offering regular lessons on basic scientific principles and on pushing buttons in sequential order.
For those of you that are engineers, I will also be providing tutoring on how to engineer and manipulate technology in this era in a way that's actually effectual.
[He doesn't really seem to be trying to be offensive. There's definitely no malice in how he says these things. But offensiveness is just kind of just happening anyway.]
As the UP government is currently suffering from a surplus of incompetence at the moment, I will be the primary individual responsible for the research and development of technologies that can possibly get you home or to the dimension of your choosing. If any of you have particular expertise in the many sciences that are involved in interdimensional travel and quantum tethering, please contact me so that we can collaborate.
That is all.
[Charming, isn't he?]
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[A brief pause.]
And you know, one hell of a messed up political climate.
[He creases the side of his mouth that comment, something he really doesn't think much of, what humans or sentient life is capable of understanding. Maybe there isn't really any good way to respond to that.]
Doesn't hurt to try, right? [Eh, close enough.]
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We do have a psychiatrist on staff for a reason. [Yes, he's implying that some of what they contend with is enough to make people go crazy.] If at any time you need to avail yourself of the services the support staff has to offer, please do so.
[Because sometimes when you see brain explodey cosmic anomalies and your friends turn into genocidal dictators, you do need to talk to someone. Or when your own mother tries to kill you. Even he's seen Dr. Ry'kerr for more than one incident and he prides himself on keeping his mind under control.]
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The whole 'in the future' thing, and the 'other reality' is enough to send anyone to the shrink. [No need for that quite yet.]
So when's this class of yours starting?
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And the classes will start in five days. At 1400 hours. You'll all be receiving timetables.
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Roger.
Looking forward to meeting you in person, Brainiac.
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[Whether he means it or it's just a platitude is hard to tell. In any case, he disconnects the conversation. He does have work to get back to.]