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GAME OF THRONE [mod event]
[When Dipper comes on screen he's in the supernatural research room that's attached to the Labs, where various Legionnaires have holed up over time to study the Book of Magic. Ray and Valeria are in there with him, working on the book behind them.]
This is so exciting! Ohmygosh.
Okay, so for anyone that's new, a while ago we had to get the spear of Destiny - like that spear of Destiny, that poked Yahweh-know-who? - to re-imprison the Spectre. Because we were the ones that let him out in the first place to stop this giant planet-eating guy with a stupid hat called Galactus.
Anyway, that's all taken care of, the Spectre's back in his box, but when we went to find the spear we met this guy guarding it that called himself The Wizard - like the Wizard, like he was the most important one or something? - and alongside telling us where the spear was, he gave us this magic book. He promised that if we could unlock its knowledge we might be able to find something to use against Chronoblivion.
We did a lot of research and found out it was legit but it's all wrapped up in codes and spells and riddles. We managed to unlock it enough that Ray was able to use its power to banish Eclipso to the room with a moose dimension, a dimension that's just...a room with a moose. (I don't get it, either). In that fight on Apokolips.
[Dipper rolls his hands around each other to show he's trying to fast forward.]
Anyway, a bunch of us have been working on it for a while and it turns out Gohan decoded some important encryptions before he got zapped home and he never got to tell the rest of us! I was going through his old notes to see if we missed anything and we were able to use it to figure out how to unlock the last spells guarding it. We're unlocking the last of it right now!
Brainiac got help from Sorcerer's World to use those magic artifacts we got from that marriage planet and combined it with technology to shield the research room, so nobody has to worry about any eff --
[Something crackles behind him, where Valeria and Ray are working. Some of Ray's equipment starts making alarming ticking noises. Ray says, "Definitely a sharp uptick in PKE valences...we may want to duck."]
[Dipper turns, yelps, and ducks just in time to avoid magical energy that zaps through the room like lightning. A more subtle wave of magical energy sweeps past after the initial zaps, spreading out all through Legion World. Val, Ray, and Dipper are just fine but frogs start appearing and raining from the ceiling in their research room, and the book floats off the table, completely wrapped up in ethereal glowing golden chains. Other Legionnaires throughout Legion World might also find strange magical effects spreading out all over.]
Uhhh.
Whuh oh.
This is so exciting! Ohmygosh.
Okay, so for anyone that's new, a while ago we had to get the spear of Destiny - like that spear of Destiny, that poked Yahweh-know-who? - to re-imprison the Spectre. Because we were the ones that let him out in the first place to stop this giant planet-eating guy with a stupid hat called Galactus.
Anyway, that's all taken care of, the Spectre's back in his box, but when we went to find the spear we met this guy guarding it that called himself The Wizard - like the Wizard, like he was the most important one or something? - and alongside telling us where the spear was, he gave us this magic book. He promised that if we could unlock its knowledge we might be able to find something to use against Chronoblivion.
We did a lot of research and found out it was legit but it's all wrapped up in codes and spells and riddles. We managed to unlock it enough that Ray was able to use its power to banish Eclipso to the room with a moose dimension, a dimension that's just...a room with a moose. (I don't get it, either). In that fight on Apokolips.
[Dipper rolls his hands around each other to show he's trying to fast forward.]
Anyway, a bunch of us have been working on it for a while and it turns out Gohan decoded some important encryptions before he got zapped home and he never got to tell the rest of us! I was going through his old notes to see if we missed anything and we were able to use it to figure out how to unlock the last spells guarding it. We're unlocking the last of it right now!
Brainiac got help from Sorcerer's World to use those magic artifacts we got from that marriage planet and combined it with technology to shield the research room, so nobody has to worry about any eff --
[Something crackles behind him, where Valeria and Ray are working. Some of Ray's equipment starts making alarming ticking noises. Ray says, "Definitely a sharp uptick in PKE valences...we may want to duck."]
[Dipper turns, yelps, and ducks just in time to avoid magical energy that zaps through the room like lightning. A more subtle wave of magical energy sweeps past after the initial zaps, spreading out all through Legion World. Val, Ray, and Dipper are just fine but frogs start appearing and raining from the ceiling in their research room, and the book floats off the table, completely wrapped up in ethereal glowing golden chains. Other Legionnaires throughout Legion World might also find strange magical effects spreading out all over.]
Uhhh.
Whuh oh.
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[ Private
Don't worry about it. They're going to fix this by tomorrow, and then I'll tell him how pretty he is. Or fill his armor with itching powder. I'm keeping my options open.
no subject
[Private]
His behavior was over the line, and as his CO, it's my job to make sure he damn well knows it.
I'd ask you to leave the armor alone, as a professional courtesy. You could always coat his bed in melted chocolate - he's still pretty paranoid about sugar.
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[ Private]
[ Robbie waves a hand at this. ]
I'm not going to argue the CO stuff. I'd just rather not have it be a serious thing that causes hard feelings - ugh, no pun intended. I can stand up for myself, but I don't feel like shouting over him being a dumbass.
... and the only chocolate I have is the stuff Bunny gives me. It's too good for Tucker.
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[Well, he's certain about that second half, at least.]
[Private]
Good, because shouting at him over being a dumbass is my job. I take him to task for his fuckups regardless of whether anyone else is angry about it. He'll be pissed at me, but the possibility of you having anything to do with it will never even cross his mind.
You can buy the cheap stuff in bulk. Melt it, mix it with vegetable oil so it stays melted, and go to town.
Private
[ Robbie is aware that some people never change, but he's actually kind of grateful that Wash is bothering. ]
Man, I don't know if that's brilliant or terrifying. How did you figure out the vegetable oil?
Permafilter
I had a girlfriend a while back who was really into fondue. Took a lot of trial and error on my part.
[Define "really into fondue" as you will.]