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Dipper Pines ([personal profile] captainbuzzkill) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2017-10-21 02:59 pm

GAME OF THRONE [mod event]

[When Dipper comes on screen he's in the supernatural research room that's attached to the Labs, where various Legionnaires have holed up over time to study the Book of Magic. Ray and Valeria are in there with him, working on the book behind them.]

This is so exciting! Ohmygosh.

Okay, so for anyone that's new, a while ago we had to get the spear of Destiny - like that spear of Destiny, that poked Yahweh-know-who? - to re-imprison the Spectre. Because we were the ones that let him out in the first place to stop this giant planet-eating guy with a stupid hat called Galactus.

Anyway, that's all taken care of, the Spectre's back in his box, but when we went to find the spear we met this guy guarding it that called himself The Wizard - like the Wizard, like he was the most important one or something? - and alongside telling us where the spear was, he gave us this magic book. He promised that if we could unlock its knowledge we might be able to find something to use against Chronoblivion.

We did a lot of research and found out it was legit but it's all wrapped up in codes and spells and riddles. We managed to unlock it enough that Ray was able to use its power to banish Eclipso to the room with a moose dimension, a dimension that's just...a room with a moose. (I don't get it, either). In that fight on Apokolips.

[Dipper rolls his hands around each other to show he's trying to fast forward.]

Anyway, a bunch of us have been working on it for a while and it turns out Gohan decoded some important encryptions before he got zapped home and he never got to tell the rest of us! I was going through his old notes to see if we missed anything and we were able to use it to figure out how to unlock the last spells guarding it. We're unlocking the last of it right now!

Brainiac got help from Sorcerer's World to use those magic artifacts we got from that marriage planet and combined it with technology to shield the research room, so nobody has to worry about any eff --

[Something crackles behind him, where Valeria and Ray are working. Some of Ray's equipment starts making alarming ticking noises. Ray says, "Definitely a sharp uptick in PKE valences...we may want to duck."]

[Dipper turns, yelps, and ducks just in time to avoid magical energy that zaps through the room like lightning. A more subtle wave of magical energy sweeps past after the initial zaps, spreading out all through Legion World. Val, Ray, and Dipper are just fine but frogs start appearing and raining from the ceiling in their research room, and the book floats off the table, completely wrapped up in ethereal glowing golden chains. Other Legionnaires throughout Legion World might also find strange magical effects spreading out all over.]

Uhhh.

Whuh oh.
headinjuries: (in theory it seemed like it would work.)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2017-10-25 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
For once, "a wizard did it" is actually a completely accurate and appropriate explanation for...well, everything.
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[personal profile] suckitblue 2017-10-28 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Great. Superheroes and wizards. Why does Grif get everything?
headinjuries: this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion. (the saddest part is)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2017-10-29 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Well, to be fair, he also gets aliens trying to eat him and writing stories about him kissing his teammates.
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[personal profile] suckitblue 2017-10-29 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Neither of those things is new.

[ A beat. ]

Okay, aliens writing the fanfiction is new.

[ God dammit, Donut. ]
headinjuries: this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion. (the saddest part is)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2017-10-29 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
I bet the grondlefic is totally new.
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[personal profile] suckitblue 2017-10-29 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
The what?

[ He says it too fast to consider that maybe he doesn't want to know. ]
headinjuries: didn't have a napkin so i took my shirt off and i'm using it. (cooked. eating pizza.)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2017-10-29 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Spacegoogle it. I'll wait.
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[personal profile] suckitblue 2017-10-29 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ There is a moment of silence, followed by a squeaky distress noise. ]
headinjuries: didn't have a napkin so i took my shirt off and i'm using it. (cooked. eating pizza.)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2017-10-29 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Right, so apparently - giving people who don't have grondles grondles is like. A huge thing in some fandom circles.

Some really, really weird fandom circles.
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[personal profile] suckitblue 2017-10-29 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm just going to go back to trying to get this stain out of this carpet. And that stain out of my mind.
headinjuries: didn't have a napkin so i took my shirt off and i'm using it. (cooked. eating pizza.)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2017-10-31 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Glad to be of service.