thelegion | GAME OF THRONE [mod event]

[When Dipper comes on screen he's in the supernatural research room that's attached to the Labs, where various Legionnaires have holed up over time to study the Book of Magic. Ray and Valeria are in there with him, working on the book behind them.]

This is so exciting! Ohmygosh.

Okay, so for anyone that's new, a while ago we had to get the spear of Destiny - like that spear of Destiny, that poked Yahweh-know-who? - to re-imprison the Spectre. Because we were the ones that let him out in the first place to stop this giant planet-eating guy with a stupid hat called Galactus.

Anyway, that's all taken care of, the Spectre's back in his box, but when we went to find the spear we met this guy guarding it that called himself The Wizard - like the Wizard, like he was the most important one or something? - and alongside telling us where the spear was, he gave us this magic book. He promised that if we could unlock its knowledge we might be able to find something to use against Chronoblivion.

We did a lot of research and found out it was legit but it's all wrapped up in codes and spells and riddles. We managed to unlock it enough that Ray was able to use its power to banish Eclipso to the room with a moose dimension, a dimension that's just...a room with a moose. (I don't get it, either). In that fight on Apokolips.

[Dipper rolls his hands around each other to show he's trying to fast forward.]

Anyway, a bunch of us have been working on it for a while and it turns out Gohan decoded some important encryptions before he got zapped home and he never got to tell the rest of us! I was going through his old notes to see if we missed anything and we were able to use it to figure out how to unlock the last spells guarding it. We're unlocking the last of it right now!

Brainiac got help from Sorcerer's World to use those magic artifacts we got from that marriage planet and combined it with technology to shield the research room, so nobody has to worry about any eff --

[Something crackles behind him, where Valeria and Ray are working. Some of Ray's equipment starts making alarming ticking noises. Ray says, "Definitely a sharp uptick in PKE valences...we may want to duck."]

[Dipper turns, yelps, and ducks just in time to avoid magical energy that zaps through the room like lightning. A more subtle wave of magical energy sweeps past after the initial zaps, spreading out all through Legion World. Val, Ray, and Dipper are just fine but frogs start appearing and raining from the ceiling in their research room, and the book floats off the table, completely wrapped up in ethereal glowing golden chains. Other Legionnaires throughout Legion World might also find strange magical effects spreading out all over.]

Uhhh.

Whuh oh.

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Garrus? You okay?

[Someone punch you in the throat or something, buddy?]

[His camera turns on to reveal a human face. It still looks like him - his face follows the same lines, the face paint still marks the tanned skin, his eyes are the same blue ...]

I'll get back to you on that.

[Well shit, he's hot.

Shepard blinks.]

That's new.

That's putting it mildly.

...Are you gonna be okay on human feet?

[Seriously, she's got nothing.]

I'm a little more worried about the fact that I had lunch an hour ago.

[Dextro food, suddenly levo digestive tract ...]

Trust me, if it starts disagreeing with you, you'll know.

I'm taking the fact that my throat hasn't closed yet as a good sign.

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If he isn't, I'm willing to sweep him off of them.

Heh.

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Yikes. That is gonna play hell with your scores on the range.

[Agent North, scion of having the right priorities. And pulling the metaphorical pigtails of his disconcertingly attractive teammates.]

[It gets a laugh out of him, if nothing else.]

At the very least the rifle will actually fit me now, so that's something.

I'd say "you too?" but I don't even know if we've even met before.

[His voice stayed the same, and the accent is doubtless the only way anybody is still recognizing him.]

I'm just going to go out on a limb and guess that this isn't what you normally look like.

You'd guess right. I'm the Easter Bunny.

[Fortunately now that he's got Garrus' name from the comms, he can recognize the name if not the face. And actually, he's got a conversation to have with the alien. One that he takes the time to privatize before starting.]

Someone uploaded a video of you a while back, right? Having a brawl with Arbitrator.

[Damn. He's hot.]

[While not the FIRST thought, it's definitely a thought. Which Dick pushes away as he turns on the monitor with...well, he's grinning. And maybe laughing a little.]

I think I need to be careful. Or the anons may abandon me.

Not you too.

I'm a little ashamed I got here as late as I did, honestly.

Seriously, though. You're pretty good looking as a human. The fans are going to enjoy that a lot.

That's the silver lining I'm focusing on. I figure it'll be a good way to kill an evening at least. Try whatever it is you humans drink, put my feet up, and laugh at hysterically inaccurate speculation.

Depends on what you want to do. If you just want a nice buzz, beer's a good way to go. There's stronger stuff, too, but I'd suggest sticking with the beer to start with. I mean, you don't know how well your new system will handle alcohol.

[ It's not the human face that bothers him.

It's how similar it is to Dash. ]

... Okay, but when can you go back to being an alien?

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Whenever the brain trust figures out how to fix this.

[Garrus says with a resigned shrug.]

Soon, hopefully.

[Not that he sounds particularly confident about that. It's not that he doesn't trust Val, Ray, and the others to get it done, but it would be pretty typical of his luck if he's stuck like this for a week.]

You know, this would probably bother me less if you didn't look so much like my bully.

Like, all that's missing is the blonde hair, and letterman jacket. I'm not even kidding.

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[He blinks.]

Sorry?

[He's trying, but he hasn't got a clue as to what the appropriate response would be in this situation.]

Dude, you're fine, it's just weird.

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