thelegion | GAME OF THRONE [mod event]

[When Dipper comes on screen he's in the supernatural research room that's attached to the Labs, where various Legionnaires have holed up over time to study the Book of Magic. Ray and Valeria are in there with him, working on the book behind them.]

This is so exciting! Ohmygosh.

Okay, so for anyone that's new, a while ago we had to get the spear of Destiny - like that spear of Destiny, that poked Yahweh-know-who? - to re-imprison the Spectre. Because we were the ones that let him out in the first place to stop this giant planet-eating guy with a stupid hat called Galactus.

Anyway, that's all taken care of, the Spectre's back in his box, but when we went to find the spear we met this guy guarding it that called himself The Wizard - like the Wizard, like he was the most important one or something? - and alongside telling us where the spear was, he gave us this magic book. He promised that if we could unlock its knowledge we might be able to find something to use against Chronoblivion.

We did a lot of research and found out it was legit but it's all wrapped up in codes and spells and riddles. We managed to unlock it enough that Ray was able to use its power to banish Eclipso to the room with a moose dimension, a dimension that's just...a room with a moose. (I don't get it, either). In that fight on Apokolips.

[Dipper rolls his hands around each other to show he's trying to fast forward.]

Anyway, a bunch of us have been working on it for a while and it turns out Gohan decoded some important encryptions before he got zapped home and he never got to tell the rest of us! I was going through his old notes to see if we missed anything and we were able to use it to figure out how to unlock the last spells guarding it. We're unlocking the last of it right now!

Brainiac got help from Sorcerer's World to use those magic artifacts we got from that marriage planet and combined it with technology to shield the research room, so nobody has to worry about any eff --

[Something crackles behind him, where Valeria and Ray are working. Some of Ray's equipment starts making alarming ticking noises. Ray says, "Definitely a sharp uptick in PKE valences...we may want to duck."]

[Dipper turns, yelps, and ducks just in time to avoid magical energy that zaps through the room like lightning. A more subtle wave of magical energy sweeps past after the initial zaps, spreading out all through Legion World. Val, Ray, and Dipper are just fine but frogs start appearing and raining from the ceiling in their research room, and the book floats off the table, completely wrapped up in ethereal glowing golden chains. Other Legionnaires throughout Legion World might also find strange magical effects spreading out all over.]

Uhhh.

Whuh oh.

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MAGIC IS HARD!

[Is all he screams back.]

ALL RIGHT THAT'S TRUE!

[Bunny has to take a couple of breaths before finishing his response because gosh, there's no reason the kid should have known what he was doing or what he was getting into, he just did his best and things could be worse but nobody needs this many finger joints and his center of gravity is different and the list of things freaking him out just go on and on.]

Just - a little warning. Next time. Before you go - messing with the fabric of . . . of everything. Please.

That's what this post was supposed to be!

[uUUUuuuuuuuUUUUUUGH that's also true ugh he has no one to actually yell at and all he wants to do right now is yell . . . maybe not necessarily at someone. Definitely not at a kid.]

Good . . . good onya for tryin'.

How's fixing it going?

Probably not in our hands. I think Ray's right. It's probably some kind of test? Something we all have to work through and it'll work itself out.

It's not that the book is working against us, it's trying to protect itself from us. This whole thing is basically a series of locks. We just have to figure out how to pick them.

So, you need us to work this through with ya.

[What the heck what the heck how is he supposed to work through having his entire species swapped? He's a bit accustomed to shapeshifting, but on this level? What is he supposed to make of this, what is he supposed to work through to get the shape he was perfectly at home in back?]

And if we don't work it out in time . . .?

I'unno.

[Sorry, guy.]

[Bunny has mostly been keeping this to audio due to excessive discomfort with not . . . being a bunny right now, but this time, when he responds, the omnicom defaults to video in time to catch him pinching the bridge of his nose with stress and he doesn't bother to undo it before responding.]

Right, well, just . . . do me a favor and keep me updated.

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