[The joys of Sim Troopers, right?]

Look, we've been through some shit, crazy ass weird shit, so a CO trying to sabotage my penis isn't as weird as you think it is.

But...

[Fuck.]

Wash is my friend. I trust him. I know he wouldn't want to hurt me - unless after-lap leg cramps count - but would he want to tame this beast so I focus more on shit? Maybe. Probably.

Private

And it's funny as hell to watch him sputter and try to explain why he's not intimidated by my mighty python.