Look, this is what I used to eat for breakfast until Wash told me I had to eat healthier, and other than doing it for a joke? I was fine going without it. It's not like I had to curl up in a ball somewhere and go through withdrawal.
But while I was eating lots of sugar, I didn't have diabetes, or kidney failure, or rotten teeth - especially since those sonic toothbrushes are so powerful they almost vibrate your teeth out of your skull.
Sugar's just bad for old people because once you get old, pretty much all the foods that actually taste good automatically turn to caulk in your blood stream. And it's bad for kids and teenagers who sit around play video games all day and don't run around saving the galaxy.
But Dr. Gym'll says that I'm supposed to eat 3,200 calories a day and that about 2,000 should be carbs.
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But while I was eating lots of sugar, I didn't have diabetes, or kidney failure, or rotten teeth - especially since those sonic toothbrushes are so powerful they almost vibrate your teeth out of your skull.
Sugar's just bad for old people because once you get old, pretty much all the foods that actually taste good automatically turn to caulk in your blood stream. And it's bad for kids and teenagers who sit around play video games all day and don't run around saving the galaxy.
But Dr. Gym'll says that I'm supposed to eat 3,200 calories a day and that about 2,000 should be carbs.
[He holds up the spoon.]
Sugar? Is a carb.