I didn't write it to be misunderstood, I just knew it could be. I figured it might have one or two people misunderstanding it anyway due to a sheer unwillingness to read. Grif, maybe. But I don't think anyone could have predicted the penis-focused breakdown Tucker's having.

I'll admit that this is a response to a conversation I had on my last mission, but all I've done is state the facts and encourage Tucker to think about whether or not he's had healthy sugar levels all this time. If you want to read more maliciousness into it, feel free, but that wasn't my intention when I put all this together.