Oh! Yeah! Same! [Sean's expression brightens up.] There are some woods that are totally haunted near my bro's place. Ours aren't though. We just make it look like it's haunted so it chases the girl scouts and salespeople away. And it's really hard to find our cave. Let alone getting past the traps. And my mom. But that isn't because of any dimensional anomaly that bends the fabric of reality really, it's just the security systems.

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That's dope though. The hell portals, I mean.