video | he still thinks he's in "out with the old"

[justicecrusader]

[ The first thing that could be seen was a shot of the medbay ceiling, followed immediately with a groggy groan. The camera unsteady, taking a few seconds to settle on the man's face... before showing Reinhardt, out of his armor, looking every bit like he just got up from a long sleep. ]

Augh... I feel like I slept the sleep of the dead...

[ Bad choice of words there, but he sure isn't awake enough to notice. One hand coming up to rub the sleep from his eyes, as he continued. ]

Friends, tell me... [ His hand came down from his face, looking more than a little concerned. ] Was anyone hurt? Are the veterans safe?

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[justicecrusader]

[ Oh god, a whole week? ]

I don't suppose you can convince them to make it shorter, could you?

[unrecovered]

[Wash just grins.]

I wasn't kidding about the whole "agitating patients" thing. I'm sure you'll convince them to shorten it all on your own.

[justicecrusader]

[ And he just groans, running a hand through his hair. Like a frustrated child who doesn't wanna sit still. ]

What are the chances I could find some movies to watch while I'm in here?

Because this will be one hell of a week.

[unrecovered]

Pretty good - I've got a movie guy. What do you want?

[justicecrusader]

... I believe I'm feeling Blade Runner, perhaps.

Oh! Perhaps Demolition Man.

[unrecovered]

[That's doable, not that Wash can let it go that easily.]

You want me to get you The Room while I'm at it?

[Smirk.]

[justicecrusader]

[ He looks absolutely scandalized. ]

My friend, you wound me!

... Birdemic or bust.

[unrecovered]

[Okay so we're doing this]

[Wash returns that scandalized look, though it's definitely overlaid with the smirk he'd just been wearing.]

Birdemic? Birdemic? Manos: the Hands of Fate exists, and you want Birdemic? Reinhardt, I thought you had taste.

[justicecrusader]

If you want taste, you go drink wine, my friend.

But if you want to get hammered, you watch Alone in the Dark.

[ Then, after a moment of silence, an idea pops into his head. ]

... Marathon?

[unrecovered]

Eh, wine's overrated.

[Too expensive and leads to sugar headaches. Forget that.]

[He blinks as that idea sinks in, takes another moment to really process it, and then laughs. Oh yeah, he's really missed Reinhardt.]

Jesus, are you trying to kill me? I don't think anyone could survive that much concentrated shitty filmmaking all at once.

[justicecrusader]

[ He laughs at that. ]

The will of Manos shall be served, my friend.

[unrecovered]

Tell you what. Double feature: Manos and Birdemic, and we'll see if anyone's still sober after that.

[He's betting no one will be, but that's not about to stop him and he's pretty sure it won't stop Reinhardt either.]

[justicecrusader]

Wash, please.

Manos and The Room first.

You cannot, in good conscience, show these people bad movies without showing them the classics first. That's how they learn to appreciate it.

[unrecovered]

Reinhardt, I am not showing the kids on board The Room. I don't need anyone thinking it's possible to have sex with someone's belly button, and I really don't need anyone space-googling the question.