Mmm. [He shakes his head.] No, see, you're trying too hard. There's a cadence to it - by the time you hit the fifth word you've lost the rhythm. You want to keep it to five or six syllables, like Tryhard McStabsalot, or Notbatman Shadowspawn, or Hottopic John the Third. Stuff like that.

And there's a big difference between the letter of the law and the spirit.