[Don't hide these important conversations from kids. They need to learn this stuff at a young age so their game is perfected by the time they're in school. Not having dates to dances is pretty embarrassing.

Um, not that Tucker would ever know that. Nope. Never.]

Not all the time; I do go out and do stuff. Back in Blood Gulch I had a lot more time for it, but I get around to it when I can. And of course I watch other stuff! Every hear of Tarantino? Guy's a fucking genius!

But yeah, I watch a lot of porn; how's it different than any other movie out there other than the budget's waaaaay smaller, the acting is pretty much on par with The Room, and there's a lot more naked time?