[Okay, rude, man. And here he was trying to help.]
Whoa, whoa, whoa. For one: I've copulated - who the hell calls it that? - with tooooons of people. Lots. More than you can count. [Lies.] Want proof? Ask Grif if I copulated his sister, because I'm pretty sure I already know - and lived - what the answer's going to be.
For two: I will never ever be ashamed of my "pornographic materials". I've watched and owned enough that I'm basically the Google of porn at this point. Some people like sports; instead, I like watching people bang. And no, not because I'm desperate and lonely; some of that shit is hilarious, with the right music and really bad script.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. For one: I've copulated - who the hell calls it that? - with tooooons of people. Lots. More than you can count. [Lies.] Want proof? Ask Grif if I copulated his sister, because I'm pretty sure I already know - and lived - what the answer's going to be.
For two: I will never ever be ashamed of my "pornographic materials". I've watched and owned enough that I'm basically the Google of porn at this point. Some people like sports; instead, I like watching people bang. And no, not because I'm desperate and lonely; some of that shit is hilarious, with the right music and really bad script.