[Video] [Post Time Travel/Pre-Mind Slayer]

[died_a_virgin]

Does time travel stuff happen here quite often?

[She pauses for a moment, thinking.]

I can understand strange things happening, after all, we've all been pulled into a strange world and given different powers.

I can't say much, it's been thirty years since I've changed and I fought Nazi Vampires.

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[whyarewehere]

Oh yeah. Constantly.

[ He's exaggerating, but only a bit. ]

It's a lot less complicated when nobody's ahead of you in time, though.

[died_a_virgin]

This whole place is complicated.

[She ignores the sarcasm like a pro. ]

[whyarewehere]

[ Grif snorts. ]

You got that right. So, Nazi Vampires? Or is that one of those stories that's actually way more boring than it sounds.

Cause if it is I'm gonna be disappointed.

[died_a_virgin]

Real Nazi Vampires.

I'm a vampire too, but not a Nazi. I could never be like those...creatures.

[Her voice is full of disgust at the thought of Millennium]

[whyarewehere]

Jesus, I just realized I'm at a place in life where I can talk seriously about ranking Nazis vs vampires on the scale of things that are bad.

[ Wait. Shit. ]

...No offense.

[died_a_virgin]

It's all right. It's been thirty years since Millennium attacked and London's pretty much been rebuilt.

[whyarewehere]

That's somebody's name?

[ It sounds like a name. A weird name. ]

[died_a_virgin]

It's the capitol of my home country, England.

[whyarewehere]

Not London, Millennium.

Unless your weird world with vampires is even weirder than I thought.

[died_a_virgin]

Oh! Yes. Millennium was the name that the Nazi Vampires called themselves. They wanted to create a rule that would last a thousand years.

[whyarewehere]

Exactly a thousand? Cliche. You'd think people would figure out it never works when you call your shot like that.

[died_a_virgin]

[She shrugs]

I don't understand why they decided to call themselves that, but we beat them.

[whyarewehere]

Congratulations on the lack of a bloodsucking new world order.

People have been kind of hopping around in time or something, so that might not stick? I'd leave a note-to-self if I were you.

[bachido]

What are Nazis?

[Someone had to ask . . . without Space Googling it.]

[died_a_virgin]

Nazis were a group of people from a country called Germany where I'm from. They killed thousands upon thousands of people in World War II, and even more when they attacked London.