It was so cool. I want a burn room. I'm not sure what I'd put in it, but I want one.
[There's a brief moment of glorious silence. Then:]
Ooh, I haven't introduced myself yet, have I? I'm Parker, most recently from Portland, Oregon, and I do lots of exciting things like jumping off of buildings and getting bad guys humiliated and arrested. It's nice to meet you.
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[There's a brief moment of glorious silence. Then:]
Ooh, I haven't introduced myself yet, have I? I'm Parker, most recently from Portland, Oregon, and I do lots of exciting things like jumping off of buildings and getting bad guys humiliated and arrested. It's nice to meet you.