[You know, kid, you're not bad. He's used to the sarcasm and people not appreciating the wonder that is Tucker's lovelife and romantic expertise; hearing it now made everything feel a little closer to home.]
Dude, I'm not awkward. [The weird part he let go, because come on: he gave birth to an alien. He was more than willing to pick his battles on the name calling. He smiled a little, armored shoulders rolling in a shrug.] Pretty sure that's still better than getting in a fight with Tex.
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Dude, I'm not awkward. [The weird part he let go, because come on: he gave birth to an alien. He was more than willing to pick his battles on the name calling. He smiled a little, armored shoulders rolling in a shrug.] Pretty sure that's still better than getting in a fight with Tex.
[Wait--]
Your name is Dipper? Like, your legal name?