[It worked, but it worked because the dude was on fire. Fire! Fire, like he was hanging around Donut and his damn scented candles and--

He seemed proud of it. Was that...more disturbing? Less? Tucker didn't know. ]

Um, o-okay, but always? Even in the shower? When you're in the pool? Like, what happens if you're in a paper factory; do you just burn the whole thing to the ground? Do you sleep sitting up so you don't set the sheets on fire?

[So. Many. Questions. So many.

And...so that's her husband? Good to know she likes them hot. Well, hot and a little crazy.]</small