text;

[deafleppard]

You guys weren't kidding.

Time travel's a hell of a thing.

[ooc note: Gwen's been updated to her most current canon point!]

Comments

[walkingballpit]

It's definitely the worst.

How 'bout those Mets though?

[deafleppard]

Sports was never really my thing.

[walkingballpit]

Do they not do that segue where you're from? What's the gold standard in cheesy topic swaps there? How bout those pickpockets dangling upside down in webbing out front of the police station?

[deafleppard]

I'm offended you didn't stick to the actual classic.

"So, nice weather we're having, huh?"

[walkingballpit]

I said cheesy, not boring. I - oh.

Oh.

Oh, no.

I just had to explain that to a Spidey.

What is this place? How is up? Where is now? What do? Send help.

[deafleppard]

It's too late for you. Fell right into my trap!

Accept surrender.

[walkingballpit]

GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE

[deafleppard]

Did you really

Well played.

[walkingballpit]

Thanks. It's nice to have someone actually get things like that. Most of the people here, it's like WHOOSH. Right over their heads.

[deafleppard]

Tell me about it. How do you think I feel when I make a sick pun and it's just dead silence.

[walkingballpit]

Like I feel right now, doubling up on how things flu right over their heads. Wasted.

[deafleppard]

Don't worry. You'll always have me.

And puns. You'll always have those, too.

I'm sorry.

[walkingballpit]

I do have some hot puns.

Never be.

[deafleppard]

Smoking hot, or steaming hot?

[walkingballpit]

Sizzlin' hot. Nobody likes a smoker.

[deafleppard]

I'm so glad that's not a big thing here in the future.

Like, how many actual smokers have you seen so far? My lungs are really happy.

[walkingballpit]

I think I - huh. I don't know if I've seen any. I haven't seen suspicious brownies either.

[deafleppard]

The future is truly a strange place.