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-A new face has appeared! At least new to almost everyone of the Legionnaires save for one. And boy does she have a ten mile wide smile. She's practically bounding in her seat as she starts to record the video. Fortunately for her, these devices aren't impenetrably high tech. Hell, compared to spellphones, they're downright antiquated by being an actual physical object. Still, those blue eyes of her (what was with the odd rings in her irises?) were shining with what could only be described as wonder.-

"To the Legion of Superheroes I make this solemn pledge: To use my powers for good. To fight for justice and protect the innocent. To aid my fellow Legionnaires in times of peril and to keep their secrets safe.

I choose a new name to honor the heroes of the past. I am Miss Guns-n-Roses!"

It all sounds so romantic! The life of a super hero! I can hardly believe it! If there are three jobs every girl wants in life, they are being a queen, being a rock star, and being a super hero, and while I've come really close to two of those, this third one is right at my doorstep! I'm already here, even!

Who knows, in between rescuing cute alien animals and saving innocent people from danger and evil, I might even finally find MR. Guns-n-roses! -She's starting to talk faster, like really fast...- Can you imagine? If I were the wife of a super hero, with both of us being super heroes, we'd become the ultimate power couple! The literal ultimate power couple! Our honeymoon would be on a distant planet with the most gorgeous of sunsets over a glowing ocean, but be interrupted by a sudden attack from a dastardly, scheming villain! He'd cackle, -She deepens her voice throwing her head back and turning her hands upwards with fingers hooked- "MWA HA HA HA! I FINALLY HAVE YOU, MR AND MRS GUNS-N-ROSES! PREPARE TO SUFFER!"

But our love is too strong for them! In a long, blistering battle, we destroy the evil with the marvelous full strength of love between husband and wife! A bond unbreakable by the most terrorizing villains of the galaxy! We'll stand as a testament to love, and when the dust settles, we'll hold each other closely! Mr. Guns-n-Roses will say to me -Another deep voice, and a bad British accent, apparently?- "Darling, I don't just fight for the galaxy, I fight for you, and nothing can take you away from me~"

-... Her nose is bleeding. A lot. Oh god.- So perfect...

A-anyways, hello! -She quickly grabs a tissue to dab up that rush of blood.- I'm actually Elphelt Valentine! It's nice to meet you all, and I hope we can all work together for a better tomorrow~!

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[the_real_sir_prize]

[A very pretty man has just appeared on Elphelt's screen. He looks delighted by all of this.]

I can only hope that you and the future Mr. Guns-n-Roses are as happy together as me and my Yuuri! Though I'd personally prefer that super villains not interrupt our honeymoon -- I like to think that we'd have better things to do than fight with other people, you know?

[He winks.]

It's a pleasure to meet you! My name is Victor Nikiforov, I go by Sir Prize when we're on-duty, as it were.

[marryonette]

-She was about to react to the absolutely A+ pun that was his callsign, but she was way too distracted by something else, her eyes practically sparkling as she gasped.-

Oh my goodness! So true love can blossom in this world of heroes! Tell me all about it, please!

[the_real_sir_prize]

[Victor is only too happy to talk about his relationship, especially to a delighted audience.]

Oh, we met each other back in our own reality, actually! We competed against each other at last year's Grand Prix Final, and I scandalized the competitive figure skating community by taking time off to coach him. But it is absolutely worth it, he's been such a joy to coach. And to watch skate! You'll have to come by and watch him practice at some point!

But the Time Trapper just couldn't wait to bring us here, so we've thrown in to make sure that there's another Grand Prix Final for him to go back to.

[marryonette]

Oh wow! Oh super wow~! Competitors turned to a supportive team, and then into lovers! Romance blooming on the ice! And then back to back, as protectors of your beloved sport's future! This is amazing! -Oh no, her nose is bleeding again...-

[the_real_sir_prize]

[This friendship is only going to give somebody a headache. Probably Yuuri, and any eligible men who catch Elphelt's eye.]

You need another tissue. But I'm so glad you agree! Look, isn't he just amazing?

[He fires off a short video file. It appears to be a large blanket burrito being investigated by a poodle puppy...?]

Oops, wrong file!

[The second video shows a Japanese man on ice skates launching into a clean quadruple toe loop jump and then skating off camera, cool as you please.]

He surprised me with that during a competition in China. You could have knocked me over with a feather!

[marryonette]

Oh my goodness! -Both the cute puppy picture AND the cool af skating move.-

This is wonderful! He moves with such grace! No wonder you fell so hard~

[the_real_sir_prize]

[Victor heaves a sigh, an utterly smitten expression on his face.]

When he skates, it's like he's making music with his body.

What is it that you're looking for in regards to the future Mr. Guns-n-Roses?

[Helping!]

[marryonette]

Oh! Uh... Hmm... Could you... be more specific? -It felt like such a heavy question, otherwise.-