[This friendship is only going to give somebody a headache. Probably Yuuri, and any eligible men who catch Elphelt's eye.]

You need another tissue. But I'm so glad you agree! Look, isn't he just amazing?

[He fires off a short video file. It appears to be a large blanket burrito being investigated by a poodle puppy...?]

Oops, wrong file!

[The second video shows a Japanese man on ice skates launching into a clean quadruple toe loop jump and then skating off camera, cool as you please.]

He surprised me with that during a competition in China. You could have knocked me over with a feather!