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dave strider ([personal profile] turntex) wrote in [community profile] thelegion 2017-04-10 08:57 pm (UTC)

super dreamy right
hes been fending the ladies off with a stick since day one from what ive heard
they come to salivate and claw at that dadbod dicaprio figure while he wields a bo staff to gently pry them off and maybe get a little rough if theyre not takin the hint
occasionally slipping in a puddle of drool like the loveable dork he is and all the ladies swoon even harder
got an ambulance following this dude 24/7 just to pick up all the unconscious girls who couldnt handle that killer lazy slob charm
cant have them clogging up the walkways yknow

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